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Posts by MattBigFat

The Pokémon Sun/Moon soundtrack STAYS ON during AND AFTER sex!

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Back when I was a young tween, Me and my buddy Jeff were playing Street Fighter 3. I hard knockdown Chun-Li and see this sprite of her on her back and my brain chemistry is altered forever from that point onward.

I even blurted out in the moment
"Whoa!" 👀 "Did you see her butt?!"

4 months ago 4 1 1 0

Eat the yellow snow it could be lemonade YOU NEVER KNOW

What if they're just trying to keep all the lemonade for themselves by tricking you

Might be lemon flavor but the lemon snow connoisseur want you to all think that it's not

So that's why they warn you not too

weeeeeeeee

4 months ago 0 0 0 0

too tired to pee, too full of pee to sleep...either way… the pee always wins...

5 months ago 0 0 0 0

I took a break from Twitch streaming SO LONG that Konami collectively shit itself and UNBANNED the Yugioh card LAST TURN!

6 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Aight bois what Wii Channel are we startin up?!

7 months ago 3 0 0 0

Congratulations! You have successfully seduced your thicc Latina shortstack classmate and her equally thicc mother! Sadly, your penis is already on the verge of exploding and you will likely not survive the coming onslaught.

-Save and Continue

-Restart Checkpoint

-Continue Without Saving

8 months ago 5 2 1 0
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9 months ago 1 0 0 0

I'm gonna have a nice cup of barley tea. The Tibetan monks would want me to do so😌

9 months ago 2 0 0 0
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They say the first step is the hardest...

But it's actually the third step, right before your balls go into the cold water

9 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Never changing this pinned skeet of my wife btw

1 year ago 5 0 0 0

"Ok more better that can be so amazing in a very decent way and incredibly good that can be too much so far"

is the NEW

"Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?"

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

I LOST GALLONS!

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Thanks! Funny toothpaste Fire Emblem girl do be a mood lol

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Yo wattup 👍

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

Lebron James still owes me a $16.50 refund for seeing Space Jam: A New Legacy despite pirating it for free.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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Wife

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

If you put a wooden spoon on your pot while it's boiling, the pot spoon water will the spill water pot. The boiling pot water steam spoon wood.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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All I want for Christmas is ~UwU~

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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McDonald’s Sprite be 1% Sprite & 99% Jumper Cables

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Would you rather have 1 PS5 pro or 700 Arizona iced teas?

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Ride or die with homies that'll fight for you when you aren't in the same room

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Y'all are going to have a bad time when I start being weird.

1 year ago 2 0 1 0
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I'm tired of seeing pasta or noodles on top pizza. That's just bread ON bread like that's like some red flag kinda shit

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

After all this time, I can't tell if Kids Bop is ironically based OR unironically cringe

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I make hot chocolate with 75% water and 25% milk...

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