The Pokémon Sun/Moon soundtrack STAYS ON during AND AFTER sex!
Posts by MattBigFat
Back when I was a young tween, Me and my buddy Jeff were playing Street Fighter 3. I hard knockdown Chun-Li and see this sprite of her on her back and my brain chemistry is altered forever from that point onward.
I even blurted out in the moment
"Whoa!" 👀 "Did you see her butt?!"
Eat the yellow snow it could be lemonade YOU NEVER KNOW
What if they're just trying to keep all the lemonade for themselves by tricking you
Might be lemon flavor but the lemon snow connoisseur want you to all think that it's not
So that's why they warn you not too
weeeeeeeee
too tired to pee, too full of pee to sleep...either way… the pee always wins...
I took a break from Twitch streaming SO LONG that Konami collectively shit itself and UNBANNED the Yugioh card LAST TURN!
Aight bois what Wii Channel are we startin up?!
Congratulations! You have successfully seduced your thicc Latina shortstack classmate and her equally thicc mother! Sadly, your penis is already on the verge of exploding and you will likely not survive the coming onslaught.
-Save and Continue
-Restart Checkpoint
-Continue Without Saving
I'm gonna have a nice cup of barley tea. The Tibetan monks would want me to do so😌
They say the first step is the hardest...
But it's actually the third step, right before your balls go into the cold water
Never changing this pinned skeet of my wife btw
"Ok more better that can be so amazing in a very decent way and incredibly good that can be too much so far"
is the NEW
"Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?"
I LOST GALLONS!
Thanks! Funny toothpaste Fire Emblem girl do be a mood lol
Yo wattup 👍
Lebron James still owes me a $16.50 refund for seeing Space Jam: A New Legacy despite pirating it for free.
Wife
If you put a wooden spoon on your pot while it's boiling, the pot spoon water will the spill water pot. The boiling pot water steam spoon wood.
All I want for Christmas is ~UwU~
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McDonald’s Sprite be 1% Sprite & 99% Jumper Cables
Would you rather have 1 PS5 pro or 700 Arizona iced teas?
Ride or die with homies that'll fight for you when you aren't in the same room
Y'all are going to have a bad time when I start being weird.
I'm tired of seeing pasta or noodles on top pizza. That's just bread ON bread like that's like some red flag kinda shit
After all this time, I can't tell if Kids Bop is ironically based OR unironically cringe
I make hot chocolate with 75% water and 25% milk...