registering sb jegantha while shes not a legal companion main board card is an extreme flex

2-0 against boros Pia. this is my girlfriend's deck, and unfortunately for her a pretty favored matchup for me as far as I can tell. thee amount of removal I have after board really sures it up.
2-1 against vehicles. Pilot kept two 2 land hands relying on elves that got zapped away :P

pioneer nights have been quiet but I had a 2-1 record on pheonix last night. Playing Mateus' list with finale of promise, felt very consistent.
0-2 enigmatic matchup felt tough to overcome their exile removal and their cast limit stuff but I may be making this one harder in my head than it really is

Mirror: 0-2 playing against an experienced pheonix player. I lost but I felt good and like I played pretty well. My opponent is a friendly guy and gave me some good advice.

stock challenger Dimir Control 2-0: wish I cld get this mu round 1 😹

bark bark anyways I played new 12-trip pheonix in pioneer last night. I went 1-2 but deck felt 12/10 would play again, excited to try thee finale of promise build.

Selesnya Auras: 1-2 this matchup is a coin toss tbh, needed to draw some things that never arrived

cont

bark bark bark im desperate

someone should turn my arms into hamburger

hoiiii

this is so real though

these matches always feel in control until a chariot or skysovereign land :/ my instinct is to reach for more discard but thoughtseize is so bad against these guys that can play surprisingly aggressive.

stock dimir control challenger deck 2-0

not much to say, this was a bye

okayyy pioneer this week:
2-1 on rakdos sacrifice

Rakdos Midrange 2-1
this matchup is probably slightly in my favor, I think post board games are a lil better for me with meathook & ob nix helping me grind it out

Vehicles 0-2
ouch this matchup feels rough. Too much value in those big boats (cont)

and now we had demented tgirl sex wahooo

just watched through three insane sex tapes of my girlfriend and I because im in love w her and shes not here

making zoomers laugh with a really stupid mlp image macro is so validatingbfor some reason

This white devotion deck has lots of effective removal and sideboard cards. Rough matchup.
Midrange is beyond winnable, I'm not one to blame variance but
Colorless: haven't seen you in a minute thought-knot ^^ love this deck, extreme distaste for this particular pilot.

late mnm pioneer update: 0-3 on rak sac, im putting it on my terrible outfit
White Devotion: 0-2
Rakdos Midrange: 1-2
Colorless: 0-2

socratese defiantly looked at that moon and said thee cheese is coming

being girl is hard work but somepody's gotta do it. honest day's labor

much nicer is this cute pic of me and my girlfriend b4 we had to throw hands

bababa recording here for thee memories, 2-1 last night at pioneer playing rak snacks
0-2 against a fucked up rakdos midrange list running mainboard cling to dust and kalitas 🤢
2-0 against my gf 🤢
2-0 against obosh RDW 🐶

i am not emotionally developed enough for everything im trying to do with my life. gimme another ten years

hello magic the gathering fags

wow this set had more fun stuff in it than I remembered! Sign in Blood does have a special place in my heart but since it's a reprint I'll go with Waste Not. Fun seeing it in pioneer even if thee deck is bad :P honorable mentions: urborg, plane's soul cycle, garruk, aggressive mining.

remember wight of precinct six? this is him now. feel old yet?

miss my boyfriend (girl) >:(

did ketamine onna warm beach today crazy

part two cos I guess we only get four per post

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