I love the ASMR of my rings against my vape.

Don't be fooled when a boy is down bad for you. A lap dog is still a dog.

Nobody is more biphobic than a bisexual that just gave a man a chance.

I have a praise kink, that's why I date down.

today I journaled for like 2 hours and then talked to my mom for 1 hour and then I blasted sad music sitting still in my car so I think I don't need therapy this week

don't lose steam ur so sexy aha

You ever take a shit so good it turns your whole day around....

When the train is nine minutes away :(

When the train is eight minutes away :)

Spending a long romantic night doing mushrooms with a former lover who has been wearing an earring I gave him ever since we stopped seeing each other.......the roster is so back, baby

Now we’re all set for the Fiona Apple halftime show next year

Many such cases

Google maps knows when someone is back on my roster before anyone else does. She's like well well well we haven't been there in a while, have we?

Thanks for breaking my heart in a new and exciting way, opening up an entirely new Taylor Swift catalog of songs for me to relate to... every time you fuck over a pretty girl you only make Taylor Swift more powerful

Hell hath no fury like a bisexual that never needed to give that man a chance in the first fucking place

"This is what you think of me???" I cry when I get a new match on a dating app, to the version of myself that does the swiping

imagine fucking me over and knowing that the funniest friend group in the world is now having an open season on everything about you... makes me almost feel for the man

Emotionally unavailable good dick loves to live off the Forest Avenue M stop

What is it about Williamsburg and Ridgewood that makes all the men on every dating app live in those places? What kind of sinister shit is happening in those neighborhoods that's fostering and facilitating male comfort and how do we stop it?

The dramatic irony that my dead loved ones & guardian angels experienced while watching me get played for a full week before I knew must have pissed them off so bad. They were probably yelling at me through their TV screens to turn around because the killer was right behind me.