Lolz

Physically f*ing sick over this

“I one our Nation’s Districts…”

Impossible how good reading is. You mean I just point my face at the paper for a bit and it does a whole update on my brain?

Wtf why is ThredUP as expensive as buying new now??

For the love of ALL THINGS, I warn you do NOT go read the rest of what’s not behind a paywall. It actually gets worse!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which one will be the new background on Trump’s phone?

It’s that #MamdaniMagic 🪄🍊

Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

How embarrassing for them 😂

I mean 3-4

Ngl this is so helpful. It has been, honestly, five years of trial and purely error (zero success) of me trying to figure out FP coffee. I did not know steps 1-4!

Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.

Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.

Release the pandaaaaaas 🐼🎍

These people and their gd commas.

along with the heinous literal crimes i think a lot about how there's a kind of moral, national crime in subjecting all of us to this, to this consuming our politics, committed against us by a number of powerful and connected people up to and including the president

Why did they have to bring dogs into this…? Ugh

Thank you for sharing this - I didn’t know, and will promptly donate the amount of what I planned to purchase from Costco to donate. Thank you!

Same with the whole “pro-life” angle - it’s a supply chain thing for them 😬

I am so deeply sorry for your loss. Arrow will be welcomed by so many amazing animals at the Rainbow Bridge 🌈❤️‍🩹

jeffrey epstein wrote like rfk jr talks

You’re terrible. Resign.

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

He’s so good

Quick! Someone ask him when he last went to a grocery store or gas station, and made a purchase.

I literally thought this post was a meme when I saw it.

😭😭😭💙💙💙🙌🙌🙌

Thoughts and prayers to all the GOP Senators who have been called to the WH for breakfast this morning - hope he doesn’t take ketchup with his eggs 😬

Just crying the happiest of tears. I can’t believe it 🥹 #hope

A BenBen mlem!!!