Well that was fun! 🏉🩷 #WomensRugby

Essential Christmas Day nutrition 🩷🎄

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Looks like no rugby again this weekend thanks to the stormy weather.

I am a pressure cooker! 😭🏉

The best names for keyboard warriors that I’ve heard:

7. Internet hussars (Hungarian)
6. Warlords of the comments section (Swedish)
5. Swivel chair rangers (German)
4. Sofa troops (Ukrainian)
3. Flowerpot Sandokans (Chilean Spanish)
2. 101st Chairborne (English)
1. Knights of the cable (Lithuanian)

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Whether you’re a fan of Hallowe’en or not, you have to give it credit for being the last line of defence against Christmas advancing even earlier into the year, a ragtag gang of goths holding the line against a battalion of baubled barbarians

I did laugh. After I told her she was rude and going to bed 😂

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Can always rely on kids for brutal honesty.

Bedtime story time for Miss W. Apropos of nothing she pipes up ‘Mummy, why don’t you run fast at rugby?’

I feel victimised.

A Danish way to sell someone to calm down / chill the fuck out is spis lige brød til. It means “eat some bread”

P.S. Happy World Bread Day, to all who celebrate

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Get some deep tissue release on your quad, they said. It will help your knee pain, they said. Jesus actual Christ. I have never felt pain like it (and I have a very high pain threshold). Genuinely thought the guy was ripping my leg off.

Stretch your quads, kids. #RIPMyThigh

There’s a Mandarin version of “we all mistakes” that translates to “even a toad sometimes gets stuck in mud.” A Japanese version is “even a monkey falls off a tree.” But my favourite way of saying nobody’s perfect is the Taiwanese “even wizards make mistakes when drumming”

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Great to see Red Roses v USA in the WXV live on iPlayer. Shame about the small crowd, but good to be able to hear more of the calls!

Thanks ☺️

It’s rough. Only just back from a calf tear over the summer, and now have an acj injury (hoping it’s just a start of the season thing!)

Muddy sessions are usually the best. I’m a bit injured at the minute so couldn’t get fully stuck in 😢

Dirty Thursdays. Time for a cheeky beer and a club house tea! #PropLife #Rugby

I mean a props job is essentially getting in the way and being a pain in the arse, so 🤷🏼‍♀️

😂 I wish I could help, but I hear ‘MOVE’ about 100x a game!

I wonder what Keanu wants with a tattooed rugby playing barrister from Oldham 😂

#Stonehenge bought for #wife #archaeology #history

Really close game today, but we clinched it 26-20. Some good rucking by all 🏉🩷 #Rugby #PropLife

I haven’t heard anything about that, and the lads used it after us, so I think they are to blame for anything untoward 😂

Cheers!

Super excited to be in the starting XV for our first match of the season tomorrow v Ossett.

If anyone is nearby and fancies giving us some support, get along to Rochdale RUFC for a 2pm kickoff 🏉🩷

Essential rugby kit! (I never said I was cool 😂)

How it started vs How it’s going - rugby edition. #PropLife

'La Bibliotheque' (The Library), by Maria-Helena Vieira da Silva (1966)

In hiding from the groundsman, but bodes well for the season 😂

That looks like my kind of training 😂