I feel this. I am recovering from Wisdom Tooth surgery. Anybody coming at me with Water Pik suggestions rn is getting charged with assault with a deadly weapon 😭☠️

I just listened to Rack City for 40 continuous minutes on accident.

Still a banger.

girls don't want boys, they want master chief

Kristi Noem Secretly Took a Cut of Political Donations A dark money group paid $80,000 to Noem’s personal company when she was governor of South Dakota. She did not include this income on her federal disclosure forms, a likely violation of ethics requirem...

ProPublica: Kristi Noem secretly took a cut of political donations.
 
A dark money group paid $80,000 to Noem's personal company when she was governor of South Dakota. She did not include this income on her federal disclosure forms, a likely ethics violation.
www.propublica.org/article/kris...

Sen. Alex Padilla was just removed from Kristi Noem's press conference in Los Angeles (video: Bill Melugin/Fox News)

i’m drinking and listening to Luther Vandross

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

I’d think now would be a good time to cancel Paramount+, but also, who ever used Paramount+? ☠️

So, she can sit on a table where y’all eat, but she isn’t allowed to lick/clean her paws before she does so? 🧐

Witty/Wittis (diluted grey tortie cat) sitting like people on my bed

Witty stealing my chair after I got up for water.

Wittis loafing in her tunnel that she had just gotten for her birthday

Witty chilling on the window sill looking for bugs after she insisted I wake up at 6 AM on a day off of work.

I used to think Witty/Wittis’ nose stripe was unique, but I swear every diluted grey tortie I’ve seen since then had it. Although her appearance may not be as unique as I thought it was, this little lady still is certainly one of a kind.

This is facts. What’s your favorite AA? I always mount my horse and ride heavy for tryptophan.

amino acids gotta be one of the top acids. up there with lysergic diethylamide

Mahmoud Khalil, a legal U.S. resident, has been held in an ICE detention center for over a month but has still not been charged with a crime.

I laid down on my bed for my cat’s court-mandated post-work love-bombing, only to find out she must have been sleeping here before I got home because I happened to lay in a puddle of drool :(

She was just telling me how much she misses you, but can’t stand when you run between her legs and bite at her ankles when she’s trying to walk.

Shameful

And again WE AINT GOING BACK we meant that part. On big sandals 🩴 period.

People who use raspberry jelly get to go to Super Heaven™️

Update: I tried Balatro and my life has in fact been ruined.

I haven’t even watched a gameplay clip. That game sounds like it could ruin my life. I’ve been resisting the urge.

Witty (diluted tortoise shell cat) in a box with crinkle paper, her favorite.

Mission Statement:
I saw Lunchables while at the store and wondered: “Were these ever good? Can I make them better?” I’m not breaking new ground, heck I may not even follow through, but I had the foresight to know I didn’t want to repeat the cold control again. So here this is, random noise in space

Next Test Runs:
2: Heated control ingredients in oven (excluding side items)

3: Spruced up pizza, all base ingredients MUST be present, but may be seasoned, supplemented. Will be heated.

4: Some ingredients may be replaced, but not dough yet, heated.

5: My own recreation of the entire pack.

Summary: The side items were the side items they were fine. The pizza had its bright moments such as the pepperoni, but ultimately didn’t live up to my childhood, I now know I was not wrong for omitting the sauce, it was garbo and needs an overhaul. Cheese and bread are workable.

Trolli Nightcrawlers: Sublime, no notes.

Kool-Aid: Bottle is 10 fl oz, I had to take a minor modification despite this being the control and sip the top off to roughly match the 8fl oz the Kool-Aid sachet recommended. It was good. I’m more of a purple or red enjoyer myself.

The cheese: not as good as bagged cheese, feels even more processed, not the worst, but needs major improvement.

The pepperoni: Not anything you’d get from an Italian deli, but on par with other frozen pizzas. Pretty decent, only needs minor improvement.

Cheez-Itz: Were fine, bit overcooked.

I threaten you to change it back.

Nothing beats writing a reply to a friend. Screenshotting it to send it to them directly, then discarding the draft. Y’all don’t know peace like I do.