20 minutes total, 10 performers sound two songs - more shows should be like this age 5-8 piano recital

“If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.”

I need to go back to Philadelphia so I can go back to Monk’s Cafe

Living in America is remembering a few times per week the incident 8 years ago when I saw a teen get hit by a car and I called an ambulance for him, and worrying that I might have ruined his life with medical debt

There’s still plenty of room on the White Sox bandwagon

Mayor Johnson Unveils ‘Abolish ICE’ Snowplow, Winner of Annual Contest “This name derives from our city’s legacy of standing up for justice, dignity, and the rights of all people, no matter where they come from,” Mayor Brandon Johnson said. “I want to take this moment to...

Mayor Brandon Johnson unveiled the Chicago snowplow named “Abolish ICE,” celebrating the success of the push to use the city’s annual contest to boost efforts to oppose President Donald Trump’s mass deportation effort.

https://to.wttw.com/4uOV8Ai

F1 is the Best Picture of the Year to watch on someone else’s seatback screen

Uber to O’Hare this morning would have been $51.95; a licensed local taxi on Curb was $36.70.

I hope the Bears win the Super Bowl just so people will finally shut the fuck up about Ditka

Americans cannot process having to wait in the longer line in a foreign airport

Kids be like, “let’s pretend this mundane task that you need me to help do was 10x more difficult and impossibly frustrating”

Yesterday is why Elon bought twitter

Thus begins the hugest ever round of “well he was born in a Chicago but he grew up in the Suburbs”

Chicagoans demand to know, What high school did the Pope go to?

I sure am glad the Bulls lost that play in game

Elkay water fountain with bottle filler reading “1079449 Bottles Saved”

This water fountain at Orlando International has done more for the environment than any American president

I would buy a ticket for a chance to say that the constitution needs to be amended to protect Cracklin’ Oat Bran

“Mediums”

Tim Ratliff was named Ambassador to Thailand before he made it back to RDU

Cory Booker is on the Senate floor explaining how there are two Darrin Stevens - Dick York and Dick Sargent - as if we wouldn't notice.

This is a very big problem!

You can do a trade war & cut off food imports. OR you can have a domestic farm sector that's given up on feeding its own country.

You can't do both!

But we are! We're doing both!

Infrastructure Week (Greenland Edition)

Ask not who’s the host of this zoom meeting, the host is thee

Me in the national security group chat:

Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.

Hard mode: No villains.

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Goodles are the new Sponge Daddy, a clever trick to get millennials to pay $6 for a marginally better version of a thing that can still be purchased for $0.69

Trump administration ends reimbursements for Illinois food programs Illinois faces withheld USDA funds impacting food programs and farmers. Gov. Pritzker warns of further budget cuts.

The USDA is reneging on a deal and leaving food banks and family farmers with unpaid bills.

capitolnewsillinois.com/news/trump-a...

Not especially, but a lot of the reactions are to those words specifically

She said “You can go right ahead”