Decent loyalty statuses also change the planning terms of a flight - with dedicated security and priority boarding a lot of airport risk is eliminated to the point that typically you barely need to break stride from cab to seat. Do that as an occasional flyer and you should expect a heart attack
Decades of hoping the *next* developer will voluntarily want to deal with all the contaminated ground before building - just hang on for one more planning application, it’ll definitely work out next time
Always knew I liked the cut of your jib
Nobody could be held to blame for that - apparently most people *don’t* put it on their headphones when they’re carrying a few bits of winter pruning between the hedge and the compost whilst wearing a big coat
John Cafferty! Admittedly doing an extended Kenny Loggins impression between synth solos
Don’t give the raging drivers any more ideas, it’s bad enough when they’re just trying to knock us off
Or fucking chat shows
I mean, they’re never going to make a film of my story, but it’s deeply satisfying to have closure nonetheless
THAT’S IT! Visited Budapest 18 yrs ago and ever since, every time I see a pic of Newcastle something in the back of my mind has gone ‘ooh, bit like…, that is’ and you’ve NAILED IT
An elderly man who designed oil refineries across the Middle East during his career said this very thing at our Easter Sunday lunch, I genuinely had to just memory-hole it the instant it came out
Great - now you’re in that wonderful intense anxiety phase of waiting for it to inexplicably start again at some random moment 100km from your workbench
It’s a major dipping route
High art
#SHIT is Borthwick adding ‘whiny bastard’ to his usual repertoire of ‘failing life-coach motivational calendar quotes’ in the post-match - truly an anchor I look forward to watching drown English rugby over the coming year
#GOOD is how hard I’ve been laughing at the Jalibert break when 5 English players synchronise to form a Flying V behind him; elite West End choreographers couldn’t organise a simultaneous team fuckup with that precision
Disrupted THE FUCK out of some gatherings though didn’t he
Feels like I've turned on the telly and it's a Six Nations from 20 years ago. Almost looked out for Gavin Henson.
#WALvITA
He must have absolutely NAILED the interview
Ah man I miss that ride!
Ramos: ’Do you fuckers mind scoring down the other side - I’m going to be fucking blind if I keep having to kick conversions from here’
As an ex-qual researcher himself, Rhod Gilbert’s old bits on this deploy the correct amount of rage which is A CANYON’S WORTH
@ecasalicchio.bsky.social
That’s exactly the kind of meticulous preparation for something with very little payoff that he’d appreciate
Honestly, let him keep talking on screen then SMACK in from the right
Lee Calvert doing it is coming pretty close if I’m honest
You’ve got the wonderful Lee of @bloodandmud.bsky.social to thank for that gem
I just messaged my mate the same thing - it’s like a nation’s soul has regenerated in a 5 minute window
That's the best try I have ever seen.
