"found out you were having your first kid when a mutual friend let it slip. they said 'i thought you knew' - i guess i would've thought so too."

oof

Dirty Guitar Tones

this is the perfect song about the discomfort of a childhood friendship falling apart and those unspoken hurts and the desperation to just go back to how things were and i want harrison boe to be a huge star because i love him

open.spotify.com/track/7tgqQg...

also i know my sister and i are going to listen to it the entire way to nashville to see harrison boe and then i'm gonna fuckin' cry watching harrison it's gonna be an emotional weekend!!!!!!

the exact same feeling you get before a therapy appointment when you know you're gonna dig into some shit

i feel like this whole week is just me fuckin' bracing for that new noah kahan album lmao

i just realized he’s wearing them in the goddamn peloton ad

shane hollander looking real mad

i found someone on etsy who makes knock offs. fine. i guess.

i need a small pair of silver earrings and i want THESE

a photo from an instagram account that posts about what hudson williams is wearing showing him side by side with a photo of some silver signet earrings by michael hill. hudson is wearing all black, the silver earrings, and holding a white rose in front of one eye

hudson williams from the side wearing the damn michael hill silver signet earrings that are impossible to find

hudson williams from the side wearing the damn michael hill silver signet earrings that i cannot find and that i WANT

hudson accidentally influenced me with these dumb michael hill earrings he wears all the time and i'm fucking furious because they are IMPOSSIBLE to find online and now i WANT them and i cannot HAVE THEM and every time i see him in them i am FURIOUS

peter peter pumping up the house, you love to see it

need my dumb meetings to be over so i can cry to this noah kahan tiny desk

a hockey player says good job i love you in front of a crowd ALT: a hockey player says good job i love you in front of a crowd

you got this!

i'm in the war. i'm in the influenza outbreak. i'm in the combination war influenza outbreak.

hegseth wasn't satisfied with sending soldiers to die in a senseless war, he wants them to have the thrill of possibly dying of influenza in a war zone

noah kahan tiny desk???? NOAH KAHAN TINY DESK?!?!!!!!

it's the most danny thing ever tbh 😂😂😂

brian and @gatodejazz.bsky.social have been grandfathered in as they have already met the qualifications, let’s see about the rest of these scrubs

it's 4/20, beloved

Fantasy baseball group chat called “atlanta ball boys” Me: Also Danny and brian i wish i could use my heated rivalry stickers on here so the league could experience the fullness of my insanity Brian: [gif of woody from toy story] That’s the closest you have Me: is that Shane or Ilya Jk Shane for sure Brian: Shane obvi Me: Bossy bad with change fake girlfriend good at riding things

the fantasy baseball chat has taken a turn

you got this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but also, yes. good. if he's getting promoted to the same level as me then maybe there's room for ME to get a promotion. rising tides, baby

it was really cute, he was like trying to justify why this is too senior when absolutely is NOT. he was basically being like "but i am not as good as you are" babe we have very complimentary strengths, not everyone is skilled in the exact same way. there's a reason we work well together

my right hand guy at work (literally like the other half of my brain) is getting converted from contractor to a FTE and i'm fucking THRILLLEEEDDDD and he just found out this morning he's going to be a lead product manager, which is the same title as me, and he's so freaked out by it lol

the "congrats, happy for you, nice" meme but with shane hollander being pissed off instead of that little kid

brian and i use the original meme on each other all the time so imagine the THRILL i felt when this came across my desk

dodgers 156-6 💪

every once in a while ward looks like corey to me

i stepped away again and suddenly it’s weird baseball

i leave the room for five fuckin minutes and now treinen’s on the mound and we’re losing

it does

boys, it’s the rockies