a gouache painting of that one norwegian skier from vermont trudging off into the woods after he biffed it at the 2026 winter olympics

“you can just leave” by @plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social

Husker history! Nebraska basketball routs Troy, wins first NCAA tournament game

it sounds like i'm making this up but, at my wedding, joe lunardi was personally giving me shit about this. "the only power conference school that has never won a game!" he's eating the food, he's drinking, he's laughing. "0-for-eight all time!"

i say we just run him at this point. totally ignore the constitution or whatever. can’t stop us if we don’t read it

perfect

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyfD...

my hero

dedicating my first post in five months to ao tanaka. i love you, ao tanaka

RODGER THOSE DODGERS LET’S GO PHILS

anyone wanna buy three phillies tickets for tonight.. (incentives: harper’s back, wheeler pitching, fireworks, you’d be doing me a big favor)

always working on those savings goals!!!!!

not even cocoa puffs or froot loops but corn flakes with bananas

huge day for annoying people like me

*1 minute long close up of cavan sullivan on the sideline while the ball is in play*

commentator: he’s exactly 15 years 8 months 6 hours 23 minutes and 42 seconds old, the youngest american professional soccer player to sit on the team benches built by the home depot

year after year, ben consistently gets me the best birthday presents

after seeing the quotes from gazdag today, i said “at least we still have blake, and he’s fit” to my husband. feel like this is somehow my fault

they could never make me hate you, patrick bamford

klye schwarber outside a wawa pointing at a delicious iced beverage

POV: you're a baseball and this is the last thing you see

A supermajority of staff at The Union for Contemporary Art announces The Union Union | The NewsGuild - TNG-CWA

NEW: Workers at The Union for Contemporary Art publicly announced their union and demanded voluntary recognition.

On the same day, management egregiously fired five longtime staffers. Workers have filed a retaliation charge and are moving to an NLRB election.

newsguild.org/a-supermajor...

i love you

got my first piece published with xray, and i could not be happier 🪶🐇🍽️

:’) thank you so much. i’m so happy this piece found a home with x-r-a-y!

HUNTING & GATHERING by Keely Curttright Margot is a speck of red in her bright winter coat, scurrying up the cracked and litter-strewn sidewalk, her mousy brown hair a sad pinprick at the center of this speck and her breath a puff of vapor ...

we have a fantastic story by Keely Curttright @plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social !! it's about a woman who is being stalked by a hawk while she makes dinner for her neighbors.

this reads to me like one of those great, classic, 5,000 word New Yorker stories -- so good :)

xraylitmag.com/hunting-gath...

day zero of starting a labor union at my workplace and i would appreciate signatures on this statement of support from all my bluesky friends

bit.ly/m/unionunion

Me looking gorgeous and fresh holding up a copy of The End issue 4

First page of short story “Rubber Ball”

New short story in The End Magazine! I love writing and being alive!

the goalie’s anxiety at the penalty kick, alex g, hall & oates, hop along

thinking dangerous thoughts (hoping spurs get relegated and are forced to sell archie back to a promoted leeds)

got a story and a poem coming out this month 💚

yes

my wife will be like “ooo what song is this it’s nice” and then mark kozelek’s voice comes in and she just starts laughing at me