6/6 double yokers in this box of eggs. It’s a miracle!

Sign the Petition Award Bob Mortimer a knighthood

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Two more double yokers. 4/6 now.

such is the nature of authoritarianism

When you aggregate the comments of various Reform UK candidates, you find they:
Hate the NHS
Hate immigrants
Hate Black people
Hate Brown people
Hate Muslims
Hate Jews
Hate women
Hate students
Hate LGTBQ people
Hate the unemployed
Hate disabled people
Hate everyone ...
But claim to love the country.

Hate teachers.

Two double-yoke eggs today. You wait for ages for a double-yoker then two come at once.

I’m not usually a great fan of tap rooms. Fortunately, I’m only 5 mins from the Donzoko one. The giant red curtain does a good job of deadening the sound. Horrible sound is what puts me off most taprooms.

Sponsored by Tunnocks

This Proper Job is so hellishly bitter I can’t finish it. Surely something has gone wrong.

Right, that’s it, enough is enough. I am banning “journey” used to mean “experience”.

Wordle 1,754 3/6

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Why do I always get advertising for wide-fitting footwear? I never see advertising for narrow-fitting, and narrow fitting is what I need. Algorithms never pick up on my searches for narrow fitting.

Proper Job (tinned) seems extra bitter at the moment. I’m struggling to drink it.

“Friendly reminder” contributes nothing to this message other than suggesting the author is very angry.

If I was UAE and Oman I would be digging a canal across that peninsula that points into the Strait of Hormuz.

Wind & solar are currently producing 65% of Britain's electricity. Meanwhile, renewables now offer 30,000 more UK jobs than oil and gas. Meanwhile, we're in a climate emergency. Meanwhile, we're in a fossil fuel supply crisis. Meanwhile, the Tories and Reform want to scrap Net Zero. grid.iamkate.com

The whole university conducted the research.

Workers who fall for ‘corporate bullshit’ may be worse at their jobs, study finds New study finds that employees impressed by corporate speak may be least equipped to make effective decisions

Reminds me of the woman i heard a few months ago saying “customer interface relationship journey webinar” www.theguardian.com/business/202...

The genius of VIZ.

Nelson, Lancashire.

They learned everything they know about beer in What's Brewing in the 70s and 80s.

Egg & chips for me tea. Bliss.

I ordered a beer described as “pale ale”. It was dire. It tasted of grapefruit pith and possessed no redeeming features. These beers shall henceforth be known as “peel ale”.

Did Lammy say "RAF Tycoons" on Today prog?

Badenoch relying on ad hominems. #pmqs

U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

jonathanlarsen.substack.com/p/us-troops-...

Authoritarian

a man in a military uniform with a mustache is wearing a beret and making a funny face . ALT: a man in a military uniform with a mustache is wearing a beret and making a funny face .

The Tories lost their deposit!