SHARK

ah ahhhhhhh

Savior of the universe

I let him leave a VM and IF I call him back it will be recorded.

My no-good former landlord stopped responding to me in February (4 months after move-out and still hadn’t returned my deposit) - he was served this weekend and NOW he calls me.

cursive: the sexual way to write

A gray and brown tabby cat up on the bed. His head is turned around to look at me. At the foot of the bed is his tabby brother.

Happy and momentarily content. Happy 420.

pic added to boost visibility its just Fabio, our black cat, fascinated by his new cat fountain

🚨PLEASE BOOST🚨

my bff/former partner just moved to NYC to live with a family member.

this family member has turned out to NOT be safe AT ALL.

if U r in NYC and can put up a 43yr old trans masc enby for a day or two PLZ respond here or DM me

theyve only been in NYC 2 days they urgently need help

Delete his number.

I made this for my friend who is having a routine colonoscopy tomorrow

This is wonderful

Think of the amount of shit that will just. get. done.

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

The future of making sure you don’t leave this guy alone with your drink

What is

And yes, I know I need to mop.

Cat Island: I keep a multicolored jute rug in my office and on it, I keep a cat scratcher made like a palm tree. My old man Rippy is busy snorting catnip on the base of the tree. In the middle of the rug is Henry, a gray and brown tabby looking directly at the camera with pale pale green eyes. They are huge, and his big head is devoid of thought. He has his front leggies stretched out neatly before him, his little paws together.

Look at my sweet empty-headed boy

due to many recent developments, i am reconsidering my friendship with the computer

I think it went really well. This was an intro/interest call with their talent acquisition. Really nice gal, and she obv liked me.

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Eddy, my gray and brown tabby cat, is laying on my legs (which are under a gray blanket). His yellowy-green eyes are vivid.

Eddy, my thigh warmer

I can’t help but be a little hopeful. That’s fast turnaround.

It’s only the second of three but I’m hoping!

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

5.30 on 4.20 you say…

[barry manilow voice]

cobra

cobra commanderrrrrrrr

You should email him for me and tell him this

💙

Wooo!! 🥳

Meme with a photo of a fountain drink machine with a cup sitting under two nozzles (red and blue), a hand pushing both buttons at once and liquid coming from both nozzles. The blue (left) drink is labelled "grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and the red (right) drink is labelled "still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened". The hand is labelled "me".

You guys

The interview I did at 4pm?

Got the invite to the second round at 5.30pm

Drawing of a man leaning through a square. Black marker on white paper. Text in red: WHY ARE YOU NOT NAKED?