Because life isn’t safe, and swimming pools are boring concrete holes full of harsh chemicals?
There’s no shame in losing your place on the food chain.

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

That cat is no longer homeless.

A sign that says “Do not put hand in toilet! It contains a sharp device that can cause injury!”

I saw this sign today, and I have so many questions.

But he just wants a milkshake.

Ok I have to follow you now just for that.

Soylent gray.

Thank you.

a man in a camo jacket is holding two yellow bottles in his hands Alt: a man in a camo jacket is holding two yellow bottles in his hands

I got you, fam.

The Chewbacchus Space Viking krewe's bison contraption.

Space Vikings have arrived.

"Other New Orleans elected judicial officials whose jobs may be eliminated in the future would be allowed to serve out their terms, but not Duncan."

You know what...

This goat

Definitely that goat.

Ever.

I believe it. My husband had myocarditis and a major cardiac event about five days into this journey. This has been like whack a mole with one catastrophic thing after another.
It’s truly nuts.

He’ll get there. He’s getting there.

Maybe I’ll just start biking to work.

I just paid $71.30

Yeah. It’s super helpful. He did promise to go as either a pirate or that chick from Planet Terror for Mardi Gras next year.

He’s on this side of the daisies, though. Wasn’t so sure he was going to pull that off there for a while.

I know, right?

Thank you.
He’s off the dialysis. He’s coherent enough that he’s taken back his phone. He summons things now with said phone. All the things.
He’s beginning physical therapy- stood up and walked a few steps with the walker today.

It will be a long road, but he’s off the dialysis, so that’s good.

🙏

Oh my.

Seriously though. Somebody feed that orange waste of oxygen an undercooked burger already.

Yeah I know. I tend to go full fox den mode under serious crisis stress. There’s no way y’all would have known.

It was a long March.

Thanks. I’m not very good at asking for help, but I appreciate the sentiment.

Genuinely what the fuck are we doing.