You too can replicate RFK, Jr.’s upcoming podcast by pouring a bag of marbles down your sink’s garbage disposal, pausing every 30 minutes to read an ad for Casper Mattresses.

They’re serving…

Lots of people are saying this.

Big news for enjoyers of Salt Water Tuffy

What’s an otherwise innocuous piece of media that messed you up as a kid? I’ll start:

It was the combination of Alan Cumming and James Marsden for me.

To my nonbinary, agender, genderqueer, and otherwise off the binary friends & siblings: You are loved, you are valued, you are important to our community, you've been here longer than the tyrants, and you will still be here when their bones are dust and the names of their false gods are forgotten.

Given the (un)death of TikTok and the popularity of Marvel Rivals, here’s my primer video on Jeff the Landshark!

#marvelrivals #jeffthelandshark #comics

My winter aesthetic is “Hipster Robert Shaw”

The first addition to my Quiver case!!

#MtG

Business idea: a store that sells body pillows of characters from isometric RPG’s called “Pillows of Eternity”

I give it a generous 2 years before we get an AI-generated SNL sketch that makes it to air.

Bonus: here’s the deck I’m currently working on!

Don’t know whether the #MeAndMyCommanders trend made it over here, but here’s what I’m currently rocking!

2024 was the year I came back to Magic, and it’s definitely helped keep me sane. Big thanks to the Knoxville community and the excellent LGS’ around town!

#MtG

MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast

MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek

The Guardian Mushrooms communicate with each other using up to 50 'words', scientists say James "Sonny" Crockett @aa... . 58m [mushroom group chat] Σ: (misspelled symbol) Σ: (corrected symbol) Ø: (misspelled symbol) Δ: (misspelled symbol) [ changed the group name to (misspelled symbol)]

Great instance of The Gathering at a casual Commander night: a new face at my LGS is in my pod and says he’s running a vehicles deck with Mishra, Eminent One at the helm. I say, “nice, ‘Mishra’s Used Car Lot’!”. He stops and pulls up his Moxfield to show that’s exactly what he named the deck! #MtG

Introducing: me!

One 📕
One 🎥
One 💿
One 📺

I’m gonna need RED ONE and MOANA 2 to be at least commercial if not critical successes, because I can’t deal with another Rock self-insert on the Road to Wrestlemania. Not again.

Oooooh, I’ve been wanting to build a Cait deck too

Very interested to know my card!

The decks I’m bringing with me to my Commander night(s) this week, what is everyone else playing these days?

#mtg #edh

Taking a self-care day by marathoning “Ghost”, “A Few Good Men”, and “The Substance”. Very mindful, very Demi Moore.

Love that Carhausen

I’m a big “Halloween 3” apologist, what’s your favorite horror movie that’s critically unloved?
#halloween

With the MarvelxMtG announcements today, and in the wake of Peach Momoko’s Secret Lair, what other Marvel artists would you want to see get a Secret Lair?

My choices:
-Daniel Warren Johnson
-Maria Wolf
-Trad Moore
-Javier Rodriguez

#MtG

As both a comic and MtG nerd, I am extremely hyped for these SL’s

Hi! I’m Justin, I like:
-MtG
-Comics
-Pro Wrestling
-TTRPG’s

You may also know me as the guy who started the “I would like to see the baby” audio on TikTok