Glitchsky

I finally posted my nipples and it broke Bluesky. Sorry.

Without stating your age, post a movie that was released when you turned 18.

adding floral patterns to my list of grievances because rage can still be pretty there are no rules

View through a dirty bus window. Trees illuminated by the setting sun.

Yes, there are AI tools for that but there’s also a fucking Dave Matthews Band song for that.

200 notifications but not the one you want

To the tune of my dogs squeaky toy. He just played his own song on repeat.

at least your hands around my throat gets rid of two of my chins how do I look

Tucking in the loose corners of your soul.

Think I might need a long recess. You know, just to hang from the monkey bars for a long while.

deep down, a taco wants you to eat it

New fangled. Old fangled.
Feeling fangled af.

I tried manifesting feeling younger and woke up with a zit on my nose. Fml

So let me get this straight he was not “allowed“ to stay in the situation room right so what did they do wheel him out on a dolly like Anthony Hopkins

you're welcome! happy it helped 🫶

male cardinal at the birdfeeder with wind tossed feathers

the wind was kicking his ass earlier

This is me farting nekkid but maybe Bluesky is glitchy and nobody can see it

Did it load?

rabbit in a flower bed eating bird seed

snackin on the seeds that fall from the feeder

Pick your 5th Ninja Turtle:

Limoncello

"I told you not to play Wonderwall again."

I’m in the mood for sea and sunshine

My children are growing up to be beautiful. 🐾 💙

the count and the woods

🖤

Girl snack... but it's just all the things my kid doesn't eat anymore in a giant ziplock bag. 😕

yeah, that gust came out of nowhere 🤣

The Butt-Head in me recognizes the Beavis in you

Trail through a verdant redwood forest. Large trees beside trail, ferns scattered about.

#ThickTrunkDay 🐝🌿🤞🎶🌞🕊️🌲🌊
#Nature 🐟🌊🐬🌊🐳🌻🌿🦔🪾🦇🦌🦋

windy ❤️

Even if you started now and dedicated your entire life to it, you could never hate and punish people who serve in the armed forces as much as this White House does.