And the half of America that's been conquered are too stoopid to know it.

Alexa... please take care of Mount Dishmore.

This makes the adolescent in me giggle.

Uuhhhmmm. Nope. I've got nothing.

As heard in my house while decorating Christmas cookies (yeah, we're a week late... sue us):
Mom: Are you putting penises on the snowmen?
Child: Only 2 of them.

Who knew that videos of beavers cleaning themselves would give me such joy.

Thanks for checking in. The 3 of us are doing okay. My oldest son wanted a tree, so we got a smallish one and decorated it. But our hearts were definitely not in it. I think we're all just numb.

One year ago, I didn't know that tonight was the last time I'd give my youngest son and hug and kiss goodnight.

Stay informed...

I wish I had this ability to turn a phrase so elegantly.

Question for all the vets who worship the talking mango: How's that working for you?

First day on the job?

I have a great pie crust recipe and killer filling recipes, but I can't properly roll out the crust to save my life. All my pies look a right mess. Any tips?

That sums up my current frame of mind.

Yuki Tsunoda is always good for a laugh. #F1

A German company that sells cleaning equipment used its pressure washers to create a giant image of Godzilla on the Iwaya Kawauchi Dam in Saga Prefecture. Rwar!!

Nick Cannon was recently diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder. A surprise to no one, except Nick Cannon.

It was Niall Christopher.

First Thanksgiving without my boy. There was a gaping hole at the dinner table.

During Martin Brundle's grid walk...
Random Dude: I've got Jenny McCarthy back here.
Martin Brundle: I'm good, thanks.

Bwahahahaha #F1

Before we celebrate Gaetz' withdrawal, remember DeSantis has a Senator seat to fill.

Glad they clarified.

My husband's superpower: Starting a conversation, unloading the dishwasher, anything that makes noise in the LAST 5 MINUTES of any movie I've been watching for 2 hours, so that I cant hear the conclusion.

My son just blurted out that he doesn't like David Bowie. I'm now convinced that my son was switched at birth and he needs to leave and find his real family.

Hello Bluesky world! First post and looking for new friends.