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Posts by Jordan Emmons

Lol I have had it recommended to me specifically to help with anxiety, so that's funny (I haven't tried it, I'm too much of a wimp)

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URGENT NEED!

We have a single mom who has had eviction papers filed. We need $1,837.13 to keep eviction from happening. This mom has struggled with persistent health issues that have made consistent employment difficult. They're looking for a job but the job market in their city is rough.

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Appropriate because he's from Chicago and the Batman movies were filmed here

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I was gonna say - I'm far less concerned about who is in the bed vs. whatever the fuck is in the sky?!?

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Every season is iced coffee season if you're depressed enough πŸ˜…

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It's true, Tonks has gotten used to an incredible amount of afternoon snuggling and she'll be so sad when that changes

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Shut up, it's Finch and if I don't do tasks to earn money to buy cute things for my birdhouse my day has no meaning

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I have a Google calendar and a paper calendar and a wall calendar and a paper to do list and a productivity app, and clearly I'm thriving

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Will I have SO many planners and notebooks and I make SO many lists lol

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Everything and nothing is getting done around here lol, let me know if you are in need of emotional support πŸ˜…

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My ADHD without a job for structure is EXCITING. One day I'm cleaning a whole room in my house. The next day I'm renovating a closet. Next day I'm crying bc of the room I didn't clean, and panicking because I can't find scissors. Next day? Baking from scratch. WE'RE NOT STRESSED, WE'RE HAVING FUN

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Well now I'm CRYING, Erin πŸ₯ΉπŸ˜­ but you are so right ❀️

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I have to go teach kids how to draw a grasshopper this afternoon and it FEELS WEIRD

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I DON'T KNOWWWW, call our congresspeople I guess, but like, mine just goes to voicemail so what's the point πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

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i think if you tweet "a whole civilization will die tonight" you shouldn't go to the hague, the hague should get to come to you

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So...we're all just...going to our jobs, and doing our laundry, and filing our taxes like normal today?

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#NoKings in the burbs today. 300+ people on our stretch of the #RoadToResistance - people are showing up outside the cities, too! Every voice counts.

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You're gonna look SO GOOD

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YESSSS to go with the dress??

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AhhHhHh yeah that's a distinct possibility

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1. HOT
2. You have combat-style boots or docs, yeah? Maybe those instead of converse? You definitely don't need traditional dressy shoes but you could style something up πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

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OH, first of all, welcome, second, sorry if things are weird with the cops (might already be prepping for No Kings on Saturday?) and third, hope you enjoyed the boat tour, it's a little cold for it but always a good time 😊

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The fact that military officials can’t give the President of the United States an honest assessment of the war in Iranβ€”and have to placate him by showing him videos of stuff blowing upβ€”should be concerning to everyone.

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Obviously repping my girls today

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A reminder that Figure Skating Worlds is this week! Half of the the events air *early* so I won't watch much live, but you know I'll be catching up when I can! πŸ˜‰ ⛸️ ❀️ Many Olympians withdrew (happens every Olympic year, they're TIRED) so this is a chance to see lesser-known/young skaters shine 😊

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It was one of my favorites until I played it in my high school orchestra, and unfortunately the 2nd Violin part is mostly the rhythm and it is *boring* to play lol

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"people are asking me to comment" literally WHO ARE THE PEOPLE

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Today my pastor taught that generosity isn't transactional/we shouldn't expect something in return for it: "you don't get a tote bag or anything," he said, "that's just the NPR way."

Sometimes the church jokes are meant for a niche audience that literally only includes me πŸ˜…

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Sending love your way ❀️

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Fuck this guy.

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