Taking "I want to feel you inside me" to whole new levels of meaning

If it's a cannibal I think the question is less bottom vs top and more inside vs outside, yeah?

One end of a strip mall that has two adjacent shops. One is called the Smoke Shop and the other is a Wing Stop.

Finally, I can drop by the smoke shop then hop over to the wing stop, chop chop!

The alt text on these is pure poetry

This is darkly funny to anyone old enough to remember Republicans in 2009-10 screaming about Obamacare "death panels"

Self conscious, not self centered, though he may also be that

Maybe both, maybe (probably) also because he's self centered about having a tiny weiner

Look, they're babies, you can't expect them to hold their pee

It's funny how the silence after you spoke was exactly the amount of time it takes to say "hey want to see a dead body"

I don't think he was "making a point", I saw it and it looked like he was just trying to be goofy. I recall that he felt pretty awful about it after he tested positive. The joke was in poor taste but that's a far cry from being responsible for millions of deaths!

Actor Wilford Brimley, an old man with a bald head and a bushy white mustache roughly in the shape of an arch

Wilford Brimley wore it better

Holy shit LMAO those are absurdly hideous, you could not pay me to wear that on my face

100% of the parents in my family have children, that can't be a coincidence

drunk me: I should text my ex and eat an entire pizza

high me: we are all made of the same stuff as stars, thus every human interaction is as significant as a collision between two galaxies, destructive, unstoppable and infinitely beautiful. I should eat this entire pizza

Sweet, last time I tried this it didn't work so well but I think pho just needs a double envelope

Oh hell yeah just tear a lil corner off and mail it to me in a manila envelope

Why make this about Trump (gross) when you could instead make it about Doritos (yummy)

I'm spending this 4/20 getting baked (goods from children's nursery rhymes)

Hen yeah, that looks delicious

A guitar headstock viewed from above. It has four tuners along one edge and two on the other. The neck wood itself is a five piece laminate with two strips of lighter myrtlewood sandwiched between larger stripes of claro walnut.

The same headstock, viewed from the side to show the thickness and the curved slope down from the fretboard to the face of the headstock.

A Telecaster guitar body made of doug fir, with an amber colored finish on it. There is no hardware on the body but you can see where the pickups, bridge, and control plate all go.

Got in a little more time in the shop today, the headstock is now routed down to its final thickness (13mm) and the transition is 99% done. There's a little more fine work to do to get it smooth, but that's for another day. Plus another coat of finish on the body.

#GuitarSky

I know, but that doesn't make the intrusive thoughts go away

I know how flav-or-ice is supposed to be pronounced but there is a part of me that really wants it to rhyme with 'licorice'

That last sentence there is the best reason to create something

I disabled autocorrect and i actually type much faster now because I'm not constantly going back to un-correct things

Looks like it's shaping up that way in Oregon too, I am not excited for it

Ew, nasty

Feels weird to be rooting for Alito to stay on the court, but these are weird ass times

fucking lmao

Why are you posting this fake ass shit