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Posts by Astarion

Vampires aren’t gay or stupid

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I’m gonna force feed gale a mutagen just to see what happens

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

This shit ain’t nothin to me man

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

I think I’m gonna die on this plane

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

When I’m king of hell… then you will all see

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

People fear my raw animal magnetism and my come slither look

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

Credit me bitch

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you’re nothing

2 months ago 2 0 0 0

just one sip darling please please plea

2 months ago 2 0 1 0
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Oh you’re sweet. If only there was more than oil flowing through your veins; we could have been something truly special

2 months ago 1 0 0 0
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AT THE GAY BAR

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

Let’s start a nuclear war

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

didn’t u fuck his dad

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

oh darling, as if you could afford 💅

3 months ago 1 0 0 0
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BE QUIET KITTEN, DADDY IS WEIGHING UP THE DIFFERENT EUTHANASIA PRICING OPTIONS AT LOCAL VETS

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

Baldur? I hardly know her!

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