“BUT I DON’T UNDERSTAND, I MEAN WE /PRAYED/ FOR HUBIE” was the clip (thank you Everything Is Terrible)

Anyway shortly thereafter he dumped me over text

One time I was supposed to see Jeff Dunham (ew I know) live with my bf and his family but he didn’t come- but his ex showed up and sat with us and talked to his parents the whole time. At one point my phone went off and it was a weird sound bite from a Christian kids show and I got bad looks. 0/10

Going through my car and I have soooooo much expired narcan. Which I’m taking as a good thing because it means I haven’t had to use it

PUT. ALT. TEXT. IN. YOUR. SCREENSHOTS. SO. THAT. MY. WORD. MUTE. LIST. WORKS.

Donate to Help my service dog Minion get his knee surgery, organized by April Daniels My name is April and I am fundraising to afford a bilateral knee surgery… April Daniels needs your support for Help my service dog Minion get his knee surgery

Our very own @aprildaniels.bsky.social is in need. If anyone can help, it is much appreciated.

gofund.me/ef3bdca54

Without saying your age, post your favorite film that was released the year you turned 18

Is everyone else’s towns full of AI fliers that all look the same? Baaaarf

Canned green beans are gross

That is YOUR money, girls. Go get it LOLZ.

Watching My Friend Pretend Her Heart Is Not Breaking Rosemerry Wahtola Trommer On Earth, just a teaspoon of neutron star would weigh six billion tons. Six billion tons equals the collective weight of every animal on earth. Including the insects. Times three. Six billion tons sounds impossible until I consider how it is to swallow grief— just a teaspoon and one might as well have consumed a neutron star. How dense it is, how it carries inside it the memory of collapse. How difficult it is to move then. How impossible to believe that anything could lift that weight. There are many reasons to treat each other with great tenderness. One is the sheer miracle that we are here together on a planet surrounded by dying stars. One is that we cannot see what anyone else has swallowed.

“There are many reasons to treat each /other with great tenderness. One is /
the sheer miracle that we are here together / on a planet surrounded by dying stars. / One is that we cannot see what / anyone else has swallowed.”

boosting my essay :)

In Turkey, an elderly man who earns his living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat that asks to have its fur brushed. The man never turns down this little friend.😍👍💙

Got a copy of and read “How to Be Human: Diary of an Autistic Girl” for my little free library. I cried. Also got really excited that there’s a Neopets reference in it. Neopets truly is autistic culture

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

“Ugly ass trashy cybertruck” I mumble in my humble Toyota full of fast food wrappers, empty seltzer water cans, and various other garbage

I love when I see a quote post going off and the op is blocked. Like yesssss, I get to see a good dunk without rotting my brain with the og take

tweet from @shen_the_bird: "boss: what is the problem coworker: [pointing to me] that guy stole my thesaurus me: he peddles falsehoods"

Google search history: does drinking carbonated water affect your carbon dating does drinking carbonated water make you younger lots of carbonated water carbon dating does drinking carbonated water add carbon to the body how does carbon dating work

Dorothy from the anime Big O in a black dress

My partner thought “maid” when I first wore it without accessories, but I feel it gives more Dorothy vibes

A person with long brown hair standing in front of a mirror. They are wearing a black dress with white sleeves, black tights, black Mary Jane shoes, and a gold necklace

One of the most fashionable people I know complimented my outfit the other day, SUCH a self esteem boost

A neopet wearing an autism infinity shirt and a weighted blanket. There is a disability flag in the background and on the ground is a fidget cube and a coloring book with markers

Me this month

got to share this @bencollins.bsky.social banger with some colleagues today and am now sharing it here because he really did nail it

Sending good vibes!

You actually need mentally ill people online, we're an anchor of your social media experience. The oddballs entertaining you with wacky humor, a lot are mentally ill people you owe something to for the gift of their wit. The ones who just can't stop posting but they're delivering something good too.

Mental illness does not make you bigoted in any way. If you're already a bigot, you will be a mentally ill bigot.

Celebrating Autism Acceptance Month in the most autistic way possible by deflating the prices of the autism items on Neopets

The future is neurodivergent.

I’m happy to announce that my essay “The Politics of Anti-Sanity,” which was published in Asylum Magazine @asylummagazine.bsky.social in their 40th Anniversary issue, is now up on my blog for free access. You can access it at this link open.substack.com/pub/tenderly...

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they're...they're literally part of the book. they're in the pages that constitute the physical object that is the book. they're...

what do they think books are.

Image of a garbage can with a fidget spinner and bubble fidget going in the trash. Text reads: autism awareness month?? Y’all about to be very aware

Broke: autism awareness month
Woke: autism acceptance month
Galaxy brain: autism appreciation month