You don’t understand—the Dow is at 50k dollars.

Time is a flat circle.

I could absolutely land a plane but there's no way I'm taking a ship through a shooting gallery.

It's one of those handshake agreements where you don't do the handshake.

Are there any suspicious portraits in your attic that we should know about?

Trump announced his "Liberation Day" tariffs a year ago today & his presidency never recovered. The only reason things didn't fall apart for him sooner in 1st term was the economy was good. But tariffs wrecked that & undermined his appeal w/low info voters who've been sour on the economy ever since

Unfortunately formatted hand written sign at the March 28th No Kings protest in New Haven saying "War crimes don't hide sex crimes", but it also can be read as War don't sex. Crimes hide crimes"

WAR DON'T SEX

CRIMES HIDE CRIMES

Donald the Dove is a warmonger.

I'd have a functioning 401k

Screenshot of my phone lockscreen showing push two alerts from the New York Times, then three from the Washington Post President Trump's signature will appear on American currency, in a first for a sitting U.S. president. 24m ago U.S. stocks had their biggest loss since the war with Iran started, with the S&P 500 falling 1.7 percent. 2h ago Wash Post 3h ago White House weighing plan to pay TSA officers if Senate cannot quickly agree to a deal on Department of Homeland Security's budget Kennedy Center begins layoffs, rocking institution ahead of two-year closure 1:56 PM Exclusive: Pentagon considers diverting Ukraine military aid to the Middle East 8:47 am

real mad king stuff

Elizabeth Banks

This is going to be the GOAT of didn’t age well takes

Looking forward to getting shot in the face when I take a little too long with my bins.

Seems like this will need a very slow bike ride in the car lanes for weeks until they reverse it.

Trump take 401k

“The Dow is over 50,000”

Every time I think I've heard the dumbest shit a Republican senator can say, they come up with something new.

May the universe grant me the strength to watch an F1 race starting at midnight.

Like homemade paper that's gonna fall apart if you move too fast.

He's the color of a buffalo chicken wing.

Formula 1 races in Bahrain and Saudi Arabia set to be cancelled Sky Sports News understands neither event is likely to be replaced on this year's calendar, meaning the 2026 season would be reduced to 22 races.

Trump take F1 news.sky.com/story/formul...

Pit stains through 3 layers of clothing is an accomplishment

Save this for the trials.

Stupid people should not be president

Just half of the entire American GDP. I'm sure he's not making that up.

Here's that clip of Colapinto's start they showed in the cooldown room, I wondered how Liam Lawson fell so far back - Colapinto narrowly avoided a bad accident #F1

Wait maybe Formula 1 cooked.

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Mercedes is so back

"I created multiple distractions from my incompetence and corruption, but can we not talk about those?"

Here is Trump's new pick to be Secty of Homeland Security Markwayne Mullin getting so rattled in a Senate hearing by union leader Sean O'Brien that he threatens to fight him. Imagine how much Mullin would freak out in a real crisis?!!