can’t stop saying “I have the Mandate of Heaven” every time something even marginally decent happens to me

The Jimmy Butler Warriors:

Draymond has to face the demon and already doesn’t wanna play anymore awwww poor baby

Punking the Warriors

This weekend is all about doing some medically assisted Locking In and assembling my desk

face card lethal

Gonna take a fat nap at 5PM

I did rock climbing yesterday! That might be the secret cause I’ve never ever seen them act this way before

Got my blood drawn today and they said my veins were super easy to find. And also that I had the best blood, they’ve never seen blood like mine

This is what “cutting the fat” looks like, can’t wait till he’s doing this to the government!

I wish I did something cool to get banned but the answer is just horrible design—I got a new phone, and I had 2FA on from when it was Twitter. Turns out, he killed 2FA but never disabled the 2FA flow for non-premium accounts. So it just asks for a 2FA code that isn’t actually sent anywhere.

What if I finally wanted to “Grok” something

I knew too much ball they had to stop me

I cook like every day and go to bed at 9PM sometimes lmao I get it and I enjoy it

I’ve been locked out of my X - the everything app account. How will I ever do my banking or financial transactions now?

Today I feel Italian.

Today I feel Italian

Happens to the best of us buddy

Wait that’s my favorite movie when’s that happening

I’m generally really into the idea of helping people with their injuries, I’ve actually been thinking a lot about quitting my job and going to physical therapy school. We gotta catch up sometime I’ll tell you all about my crisis lol. But I hope you feel better!!

Oh I’m more of a dynamic warmup guy than a stretch beforehand guy. Yoga is a separate thing for me that I do 2-3 days a week and usually not on the same day as lifting, but if so it’s actually after the lift

I mean I’ve seen that research but honestly I just don’t really buy it. Yoga helped me stop hurting my back and hips all the time playing basketball. It’s not even just stretching its isometric holds and exercises. But that’s ok if you don’t enjoy it

I trust him we just got a little burnt by the Russian roulette wheel last game

The Marcus Smart feast or famine experience is not for the faint of heart

I’m a really big yoga guy so I’d recommend when it feels a little better to try to get into some gentle stretching and such. I think that’s good for everyone of all ages haha

Oh man, worse than I thought then. But that’s a stretch you can do whenever you can

Can you do a lizard lunge and then put your knee down and sort of rock back and forth, and if you have more mobility than that try to lift your foot in the air with your knee down and rock back and forth

It’s a bad thing to do but her name is simply too ridiculous for me to take this seriously