Ha! Well he was pretty good, like… 😉

Been to a (fun) family do in South Shields and had to wait 13mins for a metro - so obviously went to the nearest pub. Turns out The Chichester Arms sells Guinness for £4.10 and has super friendly and super slobbery dogs. I ended up waiting 35mins for a metro… 😬

@helloiambesty.bsky.social Forgot you were on here, but just wanted to say it was an absolute pleasure chatting to you last night, and I hope I wasn’t irritating and/or spoiled your night. Also, did we ever agree on the best LB in our World XI…? 😬

This. Absolutely this, but it’s a terrible shame and I’m genuinely gutted Howe’s tenure appears to be fizzling out. Still, I’m at the Christening of a baby in a NUFC onesie and hopefully she’ll see more success in her first 45yrs than I did - and if she does, it’ll be down to Howe’s groundwork

FUCKINGGEDDIN!! Entirely undeserved and on a nonsense technicality, but I’ll take it! 😅😅😅 #NUFC

Well at least we won’t throw away a 1-0 lead again… 🙄

Tadpoles!

@amonwarmann.bsky.social Dude! Normally I’m delighted to hear your warm tones on the Empire podcast, but no-warning spoilers for the new season of Invincible I’m not yet up to date with? I say again: Dude! 😔

Shite #NUFC

Yup. I love Howe, but he does himself no favours sometimes. We’ve been poor for most of this half and he should’ve made changes from what is a very strong bench much earlier. Irritating #NUFC

If he had the same seasons’ results, but in a different order*, nobody** would be complaining. We should be growing together - as he improves, we improve

*2nd full season 1st; 1st full season 2nd; 4th full season 3rd; 3rd full season 4th: progression

**folk would still be complaining 😔

Tent in a couple of acres of land with a river - and maybe a mountain in the background. Or a really big hill…

I’m genuinely a big fan of customers who leave iced drinks in their shed for you, though! ☺️

Big fan of customers who watch you do something - in this case moving three tonnes of wood chip to mulch their raised beds - over the course of 8hrs, then a month and a half later tell you they don’t like it and want it undone. ‘Sake! 🙄

FSA survey finds 75% of football fans are against the use of VAR The survey was carried out by the Football Supporters’ Association and found that fans feel VAR has made the match-going experience worse

FSA survey finds over 75% of fans against using VAR, wit over 90% feeling it has made match-day experience worse

Football authorities have no will to get rid, though

www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...

Bollocks #NUFC

Same! 😅

Shot of Fabian Schär in the stands there - is it just me, or has he somehow become even MORE handsome? 😱😍 #NUFC

Too many folk after a nonsense hot take 🙄

As soon as he scored I thought of you and your sterling work in defending Gordon this season - how folk can still think he’s not worth a place in the team is beyond me, like

I suppose I should get ready and head to the pub, then. Urgh, I HATE derby day and The Fear that always accompanies it…
#NUFC

I prefer films to football, anyway… 😉

Actually, the worst thing about that penalty is that Yamal shouldn’t even be playing after that wrestling move on Hall in the first game should’ve seen him booked and banned 🙄

Worst thing about that penalty - apart from the scoring of it, the timing of it, and the fact VAR was involved - is that I don’t think Raphinha was gonna get there even without the tug back. Keep your heads up, lads! #NUFC

No more updates from me now - this match is too much and I’m all over the place! 🤣🤣🤣 #NUFC

GETTHEFUCKIN!! #NUFC

Every fucking time. We get ourselves back in it, then almost immediately concede an absolute dogshit goal. I love this team, but they don’t half make it unnecessarily difficult for themselves sometimes 😔 #NUFC

FUCK’S SAKE!! #NUFC

Class goal from Elanga that - good play from #NUFC and an excellent assist from Hall. Very satisfying