He never touched the plate. Challenge that shit

With that hair, Coby Mayo looks like a young, roid-less, Jose Canseco

"Sorry, homie"

This is not the Jackson who was supposed to be tearing it up for the Orioles in 2026

That Eric Byrnes Car Shield commercial is going to drive me insane before summer even gets here

👀

All right, now time to win this one like we did against the Dodgers...

Sorry, Homie: The 2026 Baltimore Orioles

Jeremiah Jackson with as many home runs as Pete Alonso. The HR/dollar split on that has to be wild

All the city connects are cursed. And no more Apple games

a cartoon character from family guy is sitting on a couch and saying `` i feel like a kid '' . Alt: Stewie Griffin from family guy is sitting on a couch and saying `` i feel like a kid '' .

If you're not listening to Jon Miller call this game on the SF radio feed while watching the Apple TV coverage, I highly recommend it

Photo of a man in a Baltimore Orioles uniform wearing a Groucho Marx disguise of glasses, big nose, mustache

Mike Albernaz

All they had to do was make it a vest with the green undershirt, and change the front to Charm City in a reasonable font

I like these more now than in the leak, but if you're going to do a two-tone sleeve, make it a vest!

Oh great, Gunnar's wearing chains now. We're so screwed in extension talks 😂

Oh Andino

A YouTube screenshot of two MASN Orioles videos featuring manager Craig Albernaz. Pregame photo with a big smile and postgame photo has a scowl

A Tale of Two Thumbnails

Sounds like somebody's about to get a puppyyyyy

Four issues of Orioles the magazine from 2019. One featuring Mike Elias and Brandon Hyde looking serious, one with Trey Mancini sitting in a stadium seat against a wall, and one with a very young Adley Rutschman smiling with a bat over his shoulder

Found these gems at a thrift store today. Who is that wittle baby that kind of looks like Adley?

Heston Kjerstad grimacing in a very funny way as he slides attempting a catch

I snagged this one last year, help yourself lol

PEEEETE!!

a man in a suit and tie is saying yeah , i 'm thinking i 'm back Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying yeah , i 'm thinking i 'm back

Oh yeah, Adley looks like Adley again

Chicken Wing time, Gunnar

I love that he's not in a private box, or behind a plate, hes just another New Yorker in the crowd enjoying the game. This is how politicians should be, just like everyone else.

Looks like a consensual, rough relationship, to me

Sigh, these look like some half-assed, unlicensed jerseys you'd find on clearance at Dick's in November. They still may be

It must be a contractual obligation for the Nationals to have awful announcers

Well some people could, but then we weren't going to start them for for some reason 🙄

So glad DeRosa went with the platoon 🙄