My kid is telling me when he needs to pee and will then pee in the toilet. This is the greatest thing ever.

To celebrate our 60fps upgrade of Yooka-Replaylee on Switch 2, we're giving away an alternate cover copy of the game to two lucky winners!

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(Played through the same level in DMC4 about 10 times because my game driver would crash after killing the boss)

I like that I can play old games from Steam on my PC. I do not like that said old games have occasional crashes with obscure fixes that require extensive Googling.

Night 2 of WrestleMania felt like I was watching a company that actually does wrestling.

When your program is called "Wrestlemania" and it isn't even 30% wrestle.

I'm tired boss

So. I guess my old driveway wasn't compacted right, and was just sand underneath, so that explains some things. Anyway, waiting for this stuff to settle for a few days, then asphalt.

Frankly, I'd say it's an improvement

They keep teasing 60 and frames in their recent posts, so I'm gonna say: Yeeeap

I'm getting a new driveway soon and I'm so excited. Highlights of old driveway include 4 indents where my car's wheels sit.

60fps Yooka Replaylee on Switch 2? 👀

My response to a woman at the arcade, asking if I was a DDR "athlete": "If you consider sweating in a public arcade to be athletic, sure."

Poor guy spent 21 hours explaining the skydiving metaphor with no success.

Young lady blows through stop sign.
I honk at young lady for running stop sign.
Young lady curses me out, saying she was waiting for me to stop (I did stop?)
I'm either losing my sanity, or people will double down when they're clearly in the wrong.
Both possibilities are troubling.

Didn't think the election in Georgia was going to the Dems, but right now, there is an 8% swing to blue in the (deep red) district, compared to 2022 and 2024. Granted, special election, (lower turnout) but that's not nothing.

Dude Wipes are for soft men, who are too insecure to blast water up their butthole. I'm not afraid to say it.

Before I depart for the evening, I have to mention that the Homesick Pt 2 & 3 cover on DDR is ass.

Just did my 2025 taxes while slightly buzzed. This is what living on the edge looks like at 40.

We have an electric car and a tiny gas-sipping subcompact with a 10 gallon tank. We're pretty unphased.

I'm sure it'll somehow trickle down to me eventually, but unnecessarily large pickup truck/SUV owners, losing their shit over the price of gas right now? 🤌🏻

Perhaps I should clarify: There are two categories of friends: Friends and friends who can endlessly complain about the minutia and arbitrariness of ratings.

The new Youtube embedded player is pretty gosh darn bad.

I made the mistake of playing it on my first set today and I regretted it pretty quick.

I also hate ratings discourse. Let's be friends.

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(Blanch)

Whenever an annoying chart that I've ignored for a year gets released to everyone and I have to finally learn it.

Tonight's hill to die on: Stop treating retro games like some kind of religious experience that costs an arm and a leg to get into. Just play on emulators.