I think it’s ramen noodles. Empty carbs with lots of salt and flavor

They need to invent soft chips

Got a dental implant and I have to chew on one side of my mouth for more than two weeks. Crazy how just that small change makes eating completely unenjoyable.

A.B.I.B.A.S.

All Bey I Blade About Soccer

Been texting my buddy about beyblade everyday for the past six days.

They tried to stop a demon, I’m back.

People keep talking about “false spring this” and “false spring that.” What’s the matter with you? You immune to hope?

It was for this:

www.instagram.com/reel/CzeIe70...

When I was younger I felt like I was very alt for liking Gengar the best and now I realize it’s a completely normie fave. Still we stan

I’m about as woke as they come but I do think we got the cart before the horse a little bit by having a pregnant man emoji before we got a “yum” emoji.

Boz Scaggs - Lido Shuffle (No Fade-out Version) - 13:02

Being in Nightkin, I happen to be 12’8”

Did Don Wenow make your shirt? Cause that is some gay apparel

Making some fun stickers lately. Let me know if you want some. (I love Little Caesars obviously)

Go Lions

Good morning

I love this movie and talk about it all the time but them changing the ending stinks. Still worth it, though.

every so often i see the word "ooey" and get mad because it doesn't mean anything. if it meant anything on its own it would mean "gooey" but it doesn't, it's used to modify gooey. nothing is ever ooey salty or ooey crunchy

Carved 4 Jack o’lanterns today at lightning speed

Getting a little silly

Many bat decorations on the wall above four plastic cauldrons and a crystal ball

Basically a cauldron depot at this point

Having this for breakfast and then calmly walking through a wall

You: big fan of JOI
Me: big fan of JOL (jack o’lanterns)

8 billion people on earth and I can guarantee I’m the only mf that listened to Lair of the Minotaur and then Wings

I’ve had four different Mountain Dews today

Essentially, football is back

If a lady is screaming at her kid in the McDonald’s play place you just KNOW his name is gonna be Noah

A blow molded Halloween skull decoration with a fresh coat of ivory spray paint

Fun project in the works…

A traditional American tattoo of Snoopy dressed as a vampire popping up from behind a jack o’lantern

Oh we gettin spooky now

Oh fuck. They got the steam shit and the chains on these ones