Did I miss Friday again? Is uncut Saturday a thing?

Do you think the probiotics cured her Bacterial Vaginosis or having her friend pray for her pussy?

I still don't understand groups of people taking pictures of their shoes

Life lately… 💦🌴 #FCF

I love a good bathroom selfie

Work sucks but at least I got some good dick last night

What's the title?

Deliciosa

Oh it's actually hump day!

Having to go full Brokeback, just hold the beans

Sometimes I need a little spanking to keep my attitude in check

Tell me your dreams

So that's a yes? I'll bring the hot dog

Lencho is a boy, but when did that stop anyone?

Wanna be breeders?

Walking over now

I wanna be the hot dog to your Jennifer Lopez. The corn on the cob to your Michael Bublé

Where's my invite?

Happy 4th of July... I guess.

I wake up every morning to this cuddle slut climbing on top of me.

Feeling existential dread waiting for the train to work.

👀 Yes please

What the fuck do we celebrate on Thursdays here?

Use the feature that allows you to block specific words. It has really helped, not perfect but it helps

I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger

Happy #thirstythurdsay this good boy tried to so hard to let me throat fuck him. We applaud his effort don't we?

a rainbow pill organizer

This is my Pride flag