Wednesday is lost in a vast warehouse store where the lights just turned off and the wolves are howling. #dailyaffirmation

Let's use Tuesday as an electrical conduit. #dailyaffirmation

Let's toss Monday into the pool with the aggressively enthusiastic octopus. #dailyaffirmation

Friday baits its obvious death-trap with a box labelled AI PROFITS. "You'd be shocked how often this works." #dailyaffirmation

When your only tool is a hammer, every Thursday looks like a nail. #dailyaffirmation

Let's book Wednesday a seat in the "all screaming babies" section of the airplane. #dailyaffirmation

Let's pour Tuesday a cool glass of poison and toast to our health #dailyaffirmation

Monday is about to experience its own "splash-down" but into a parking lot, not the ocean. #dailyaffirmation

"I know we've done the old 'mustard gas in the board room' gag before," says Friday, handing us a gas mask. "But it's a classic." #dailyaffirmation

Thursday leads with the confidence of a white male guided by an AI assistant. #dailyaffirmation

Let's force Wednesday to choose between a root canal and public speaking. #dailyaffirmation

Tuesday celebrates the relaxing of EPA standards by dancing in the acid rain. #dailyaffirmation

Let's ride Monday around the corral until it's exhausted and we break its spirit. #dailyaffirmation

Friday rolls up in a recliner on tank treads. "Don't ask. Just hop on and get comfortable." #dailyaffirmation

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Thursday tries to bully us with cruel words, but somehow misuses and mispronounces every single one. #dailyaffirmation

Wednesday is the kid with the weird video game console with only one game that no one's heard of. #dailyaffirmation

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Let's stick a note on Tuesday's back reading "Defenstrate me!" #dailyaffirmation

Let's jam chess pieces down Monday's throat until it dies of checkmate. #dailyaffirmation

"Don't worry," says Friday as it flips a bank of switches to the "armed" position. "I've got a permit for this." #dailyaffirmation

Let's drop Thursday from the roof into a dumpster of rotten fruit. #dailyaffirmation

Wednesday fears the self-propelled lawn mower with too many blades and a taste for blood. #dailyaffirmation

Let's take all of Tuesday's failures and patch them into a cozy quilt. #dailyaffirmation

Monday's brain is so addled with toxins, it could be a politician. #dailyaffirmation

"Get out of the board room," mutters Friday. "I'm about to cast Fireball." #dailyaffirmation

Thursday is being stalked by a wild pack of haunted dolls. #dailyaffirmation

Let's toss Wednesday into the pond and see if a princely frog offers to retrieve it. #dailyaffirmation

Tuesday is leaking gasoline a little too close to an open flame. #dailyaffirmation