Donald the Dove, Hillary the Hawk By Maureen Dowd April 30, 2016

happy 10-year anniversary to this razor-sharp political prognostication

A new ICCU design?

Just tell people you've been shaking *so many hands*.

I need to know how this works out. Post a review?

You are being entirely too polite to that monster.

He's going to try and find paper-thin legal justifications to continue to levy tariffs under other statutes, but take the win. Personally, I'm going into the weekend with a full, shit-eating grin on my face knowing that Trump was just pantsed in front of the entire world. *And he is so, so mad* 🤣

This reads like propaganda. And not even *good* propaganda.

I cannot wait for November

I adore both versions, maybe the remake slightly more with Geoffrey Rush chewing on any scenery he can find.

The buried lede here is *who from the UNGA is hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein?*

Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...

1/ BREAKING: Government documents reviewed by ProPublica identify Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa, 43, and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez, 35, as the two who fired their weapons during the deadly encounter with Alex Pretti in Minneapolis.

I dunno, it was probably a crash course in learning things about Trump that Americans have known for decades.

I'm still salty that the judge backed down from a contempt hearing. No half-measures right now!

The sheer cowardice of the GOP will need to be studied for generations. I *do not understand* how they are so afraid to go against a President this unpopular.

My new blocking strategy is to just flag any accounts that demonstrate a complete lack of media literacy or inability to have a nuanced opinion. 🫠

And we will deserve it

His parents, I assume, are okay with all of this given their silence.

Co-signed

I think they believe the base will just buy into whatever they say and never question it.

sir this is adult content

I feel the same way. A lot of hot takes that are 75% spice, 25% fact.

David Lynch in the filming set speaking in the megaphone. He says “Okay, let's try that again, but this time good.”

Here’s to 2026

Pope Leo, on Christmas Eve, says denying help to poor is rejecting God Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon on Wednesday that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and stra...

Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com

Does it involve which version of A Christmas Carol to stream?

It's a Christmas miracle: I got a USB-A plug into the port on the first try!

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

bsky users: "we need to REGULATE tech companies more"

bluesky: *complies with government mandated tech regulation in order to avoid being shut down*

bsky users: "they're enshittifying the app!!!"

And since it's VW, I assume it's never going to see a rollout in North America.

Public relations firm FGS Global said in an emailed statement from Tesla that, ″This was a ‘consumer protection’ order about the use of the term ‘Autopilot’ in a case where not one single customer came forward to say there’s a problem. Sales in California will continue uninterrupted.”

Counter-point to their statement, as captured below from your link: it's hard to come forward with a complaint when the car has turned you into barbecue.

Screenshots are so easily faked that I basically just dismiss whatever point the poster is trying to make. It's lazy at best and rage bait at worst. I *need* context.

It's not hard to post a link, whether to a social media platform or an article in a major newspaper or a Substack post.