Solving all of my current problems in the @tacobell.bsky.social drive thru so I don't run out of problems to deal with later.

It's a crabs world and we're just living in it.
#everythingreturnstocrab #crabgod #crabsupremecy

That groundhog promised me 6 more weeks of winter and he better right because I haven't even had one.😤

I will stand by Mothman and his cunty little nails every single day.🖤

#fortnite

I want men to leave me alone and women to think I'm pretty.

Don't get so busy getting to where you're going that you forget to enjoy where you are.

I really thought having a fully developed brain meant I would at least sort of know something. Kinda sad I'm going to be this clueless forever.

I thought my elders were supposed to be well adjusted, wise, and worthy of respect. Wtf is this???

I miss who I grew up thinking my parents were.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

That is all.

Who gave me bones, and why are they all wrong?

I know plastic is bad, but if world leaders wanna play battleship, I'd really prefer the plastic over mass casualty of spectators....

Born to be a silly goose. Forced to be a serious goose. 😔

No food. Only cheese.

Awake spouse is a very kind, gentle, and loving person. Asleep spouse is a greedy, no holds barred, wrestling champ with major beef for no reason.

Strip clubs sound pretty gay when you remember it's a bunch of dudes getting hard together.

If transphobes can't respect your pronouns, you shouldn't have to respect theirs.

Foreign language is important because sometimes English just doesn't tickle my brain gremlin right.

Sometimes, I want to divorce my spouse and marry my best friend. Not because I don't love my spouse, but because gay marriage really seems to piss of straight men in power, and I've got FOMO.