begging y'all to get the fuck off substack. so many newsletter articles i'd love to read and can't.
Posts by Jon Negroni
since this is a story that takes place entirely over text message, I actually wrote the whole thing on my phone, which you can hopefully tell? Enjoy!
Hello hello, I did the artwork and most of the edits for this wonderful ghost short story which is free to read like whenever you want
This week's new short story is "Notch: The Lost Years" by Patricia Caspers. Part Magical Realism, part Queer Coming-of-Age, and totally unexpected.
Edits and artwork by @jonnegroni.bsky.social
www.ceteramagazine.com/notch-the-lo...
It’s extremely possible that I’m going to write a rom-com about a casting director
An illustration of two hands nearly touching on a table on a balcony by the water
“memory with a view”
Oh no not Sora! Whatever shall we do?! Here I thought this technology was ‘inevitable’ and we are ‘simply going to have to adapt’ if we ‘don’t want to get left behind.’
the cover of "Tales of Steel and Sorcery" a fantasy anthology with information about Jon Negroni's story, "The Fool Who Learned the Spell"
I have a new short story coming out in the next anthology from the wonderful folks over at @oddityprodigy.bsky.social! The kickstarter is already live, so please consider checking it out and backing some awesome new indie fantasy!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/odd...
*calls 911*
Me: hey yeah my house is being robbed
911: uhhhh Robber Derangement Syndrome much
A god of cold is dragged from extinction to retrieve a stolen child. He has no idea what the child is capable of.
"Cold Genius" is a new fantasy short story by Daria Agad that expands the King Arthur aria. Edited by Natalia Emmons and Jon Negroni. Artwork by @jonnegroni.bsky.social
My favorite movie of 2025!
I’m pretty sure that if I asked nicely enough, taco bell would let me go behind the counter
maybe they enjoy the humiliation aspect of this
today is a day you can support MZS. “Mad Men Carousel” is a great place to start, as his shared analysis of that series is quite unmatched!
Eh there’s time traveling in the Pixar universe, we can write around it in post
I did notice the turtle at the beginning is named "Crush" like in Finding Nemo, and there's a nod to Ralph Eggleston (RIP, he was a lovely man!) and For the Birds at one point. But yeah that ending shot...years of research! I've also heard that a new Toy Story 5 character shows up in Mabel's room
First thing I said to my wife after the movie was “damn it now I have to update the theory again”
Kristi Noem will be replaced by another stooge, yes, but at least now I don’t have to see her face every time I go to the airport
how tf does GI Gin still have a job
How I arrived on Bluesky
Guess I'll be one of the Debbie downers on HOPPERS, unfortunately. Good* movie, but kind of a frustrating watch for a variety of reasons.
I do take some solace in the fact that sk8ter boi is a song that will beyond Gen Alpha’s ability to comprehend
hey look the show about positive masculinity and how choosing to be good even when it’s impossible ended up being loved by everyone, how interesting and amazing and unprecedented
hold on. wait. You’re THAT Tim Onion?!