Would be cool if the revolver chambers are also prayer wheels. "Staccato Mantra" would be a cool name for either the mech or the entire set of guns.

Mapajahit [X]
Mahapajit [X]
Mahajapit [X]
Ma... ja... pa... hit? [V]

Another rumor I've heard is because bots were scraping 4chan. Maybe bsky too? Just hope this won't lead to further enshittification.

Wonder if this is connected to the disruption 4chan got recently. Apparently the 14th was the anniversary of some cyberattack against 4chan? Could be part of a larger disruption.

Huh, wonder if it's connected to the recent (2-3 days ago) 4chan disruption. Apparently the 14th was the anniversary of some cyberattack against 4chan?

Keep on doing em anyways, the jack of all trades grows slow but the result will be more astounding.

Coming from the Ireqqen clan of fire mages, Lansa seeks glory, riches, and maybe even inspiration in furthering his own flaming spells. Despite the accident that disfigured his face, he still wants to make better spells.
(Character entry for a multiplayer 4chan skirmish on /qst/)

Both. You gotta have a nuanced civilization/culture to make it feel realer. There are rowdy pirates, there are proud cunning politicians, there are honor-obsessed generals and warlords. There's also a few great thinkers, artists and dreamers, but we only see them rarely.

Naah
They should be converted into .webp and be forgotten about in a dusty corner of an internet server, experiencing untold isolation as absolutely nobody even so much as glance at them, wishing for the sweet release of total information death.

Woalah, jebul wong Surabaya to :B
Kulonuwun saking ngayogyakarta :B

Goblin Week 2026: Uniquely Goblin Jobs: Branegineer

While this job won't be goblin-exclusive for long, the Branegineer's duty of maintaining the membrane of realities is crucial. Braving Nowhere, the chaotic is-not between realms, the goblins' innate self-affirmation deter them from unraveling.

Goblin Week 2026: Uniquely Goblin Jobs #6: Grovekeeper

Goblins who died of natural causes will grow into a tree, and so the Grovekeepers tend these ancestral trees with reverence. Some are even descendants of the same tree they are taking care of, taking the term 'family tree' in a very goblin way.

Goblin Week 2026: Uniquely Goblin Jobs #5: Trap Poker

Due to their historical tendency to squat in abandoned ruins of their original realm, goblins often come across traps left behind by its former inhabitants. Thus, crews of Trap Pokers clear them out carefully so goblin families can live inside.

- Giant buff goth
- Lucha libre tomboy
- Annoying faux-rich heel bimbo
- Nerd rage girlfailure
And the story mode is just your usual dating drama but it keeps ending up in a ring match, e.g. going shopping for clothes with your bestie ends up challenging your rival for that last bargain bin dress

"My knives are too sharp for you, adventurer!"

Time to bring out the face-covering helmets and non-mask headwear, then. Maybe capirotes, for extra irony.

Clout art is overrated anyways, the real deal is the ones whose idea take you over, like lightning through your arms, and rides you like some kind of avant-garde loa into the vodoun that is you. Those leave more genuine feelings and responses than ones born of clout.

Goblin Week 2026: Uniquely Goblin Jobs #4: Vibration Coder

Ever since goblins got exposed to the idea of computers from the Central Node realm, they've since created their own using sound as the main programming component. The Vibration Coder's job is to make sure the frequencies doesn't clash.

Congratulations on the new Pokemon! /j

What a nice meat bun, good thing I'm hungry
*nom nom nom*

Since then the Empire has conquered or assimilated a few other universes (Hinomaru, Libertad, Tmavy Les, Central Node, Pandemonium...), that is until their home universe got hit by a reality storm. So yeah, not that eternal, actually. The gobbos, already dispersed all over, survived.

On the left gobbo's shoulder is the symbol of the Eternal Empire, which was where Gibberlinguistics was born; they tried to assimilate their native universe's goblins to little effect, until semi-educated goblins volunteered to be the first Gibberlinguists.

Goblin Week 2026: Uniquely Goblin Jobs #3: Gibberlinguist

Goblins adapt quickly to their environment, and thus there is a myriad of goblin languages - some only goblins understand. The Gibberlinguist is there to record and translate these lingoes, even as they bubble up from slangs and patois.

Goblin Week 2026: Uniquely Goblin Jobs #2: Ear Appraiser

To a goblin, the ear is a sensitive thing; and there are gobs whose duty is to classify, groom, and decorate them. From filing errant callouses to applying the latest trend of earwear, the ear appraiser must know their eay around ears.

Goblin Week 2026: Uniquely Goblin Jobs #1 - Mushroom Walker

Part hobby gardener, part ecosystem maintainer, part food vendor; the Mushroom Walker not only provides fresh fungal protein to their local neighborhood, but also helps disseminate spores of edible fungi around. Shrooms for everyone!

Well, there are options:
- Be glad you survived covid
- Age gracefully/with style
- Get comfy
- All of the above

All I see in this debacle is a parade of human errors. Starting from the people trying to monetize something they barely understand, the people who think letting the AI learn from the internet with no filter, to the people who blindly trust the talky box without checking themselves.

It is programmed to scrape the internet for answers.
Unfortunately, since it only has the internet as its sole source of knowledge, it doesn't know how to double-check context with real life.
And given the amount of misinformation on the internet, well...
Artificial of intelligence, dumb of ass.

Ah, the magnificent Pufferfinch! As cute as it is deadly.

Happy new year, fellas!
#happynewyear #2026