Never beating the sex guy allegations

This is your Toyota engine on 300,000 miles.

Engines are fucking fascinating

This will be so useful for my scamming. Thank you so much!

I knew a guy in high school who kept a raccoon's penis bone on him to use as a toothpick.

My 4 year old is making a potion to "make you sit on the couch and do nothin and die". Should I be worried?

Why is my shit always fucked? As soon as I get some shit it gets fucked.

My kid is 4 ft. tall at 4 years old and I see that pattern continuing.

I've never clicked a YouTube thumbnail so fast

Drinking your coffee from a ceramic mug while driving is such a boss move

generate shareholder value? why don’t you share holding deez valuable nutz

If one of these little guys had decent media player software that would be fuckin sick

Holy shit Heated Rivalry is directed by Glen from Letterkenny??

Seriously thinking about repairing my old iPod from high school and downloading mp3s again to stop paying Spotify $20 a month.

This just came across my feed after I finished setting up my 14" Trinitron

Been driving my old car this week and realizing how much I hate my new car

Love to live my life at the whims of a madman

I finally watched The Batman and I feel like Battinson is the dorkiest Batman

I don't watch The Boys but I feel like I haven't seen any of the titular "The Boys" in promo material in like 5 years

"My dad was a feminist"

"Your dad? Not your mum?"

"Mum? Nooo, dad would never have allowed that"

Santa and the Easter Bunny keep taking all the credit for my excellent gift buying

The infamous John Zandig JESUS promo

Merry Easter everyone @maffewgregg.bsky.social

Saw the new Mario movie last night. The plot didn't really go anywhere but it was fun and my kid had a blast.

Yo I heard they're making Pokemon 2

Is it just me or does the Supergirl trailer just make it look like Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 4?

I was looking forward to catching up on Saga now that I'm reading comics again but it looks like it's kind of just petered out in the last couple years 🫤

Bread and circuses? In this economy?

Like anybody who isn't already a Seth Macfarlane fan would be watching him sing in the first place.

Comics fans might crucify me for this but I just don't like Frank Quitely's art. Why is everything he draws so wrinkly?

Or what? We'll start a war with them?