I love diagnosing diseases to random people on the internet too

Porn is good to fap to only because you cant smell whats going on

I assume almost every post here is sarcastic unless proven otherwise

Next you’re gonna tell me that you’re not a cat!

If you don't idol your car before you drive off then you are ruining your car over time. Just saying

People who drive SUVs control the worlds oil supply. Everyone knows this.

your media is talking all the time about how great your country is and you're buying into it, while ignoring all the attrocities.

You act like there is a huge variety in news sources when in reality 90% of US news is owned by only 6 companies.

In a world full of strangers, the only thing of value is money.

I realized my inability to stick with New Year’s resolutions is timing. My motivation is at an all-time low in January. So now I set intentions/resolutions for the first day of spring! So much more realistic.

My resolution was to become less upset when others fail to live up to my unrealistic expectations.

Impressed

Sounds familiar

When a handful of corporations own the market and influence the government through lobbying, it's difficult to make an impact as a consumer. Boycotting doesn't have as much effect when these corporations serve global markets

100% of scientists agree that climate change is real and 97% agree that it is caused by humans.

Global warming is not a controversial topic unless you're an idiot.

I like to think of myself as don’t-knock-it-till-you’ve-tried-it guy

I like my salad warm

Quality of life will always steadily increase with a few hills and valleys.

If you picked the life of a peasant on 12 century and compared to one one the 15 century they would look basically the same

The most mediocre people I know are probably the richest. They also had the richest and most well connected parents. Shocker

“Clinton is in the Epstein files!”

Great. Next time I come across a Clinton rally, someone wearing a Clinton hat, or flying a Clinton flag on their truck, I’ll be sure to let them know.

The rest of us want them ALL held accountable because we aren’t in a cult. Hope that helps.

Where's a playlist for my little Kitty, you irresponsible Spotify?

Good old days 😭

How Hilari Clinton is kopping up with all these daily breakings is beyond me

Bluesky lack drafting option. Wtf

The hardest thing will be having your children find pure blood partners. Now that's when the biggest problems will arise

My elderly neighbor has been collecting water in buckets all around her yard to water plants.

Unfortunately, it has become a mosquito paradise

Egyptians worshipped cats for their ability to keep away bad spirits.

They can help distract you though!