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Posts by Charles-Alexandre Théorêt
We’ve reached Schrödinger’s strait, haven’t we?
Sondage @pallasdata.bsky.social : « Avez-vous une impression favorable ou défavorable du chef du Parti québécois, Paul St-Pierre Plamondon ? »
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"Guys, stop putting it in the paper that I'm mad and that we're losing."
President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak on Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ
A+ headline.
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« Quand on entend PSPP parler d’immigration, on entend presque les mêmes mots que ceux du président américain, mais sur un ton raisonnable. »
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he's counting on people not knowing what a doctor looks like because they don't have healthcare
I don't think my day can recover from "I thought it was me as a doctor." Let's call it a wrap.
Donald Trump as Jesus healing a sick man in bed. Behind him is the American flag. Surrounded by him are soldiers and nurses.
Trump just posted this of him as Jesus. Straight up heresy.
Massive street party in Budapest right now: huge crowds dancing, hugging, crying, and opening bottles. (Reuters)
Be funny if Usha was like “how’d the trip go?”
It’s hard to believe, but JD Vance has somehow found a way to be even more incompetent than Trump.
The Secretary of State attending a UFC fight while wartime diplomatic negotiations fail would generate an explosive, front-page, above-the-fold headline for any previous administration
Idiocracy but make it more stupid
😅😂
L’honnêteté intellectuelle de Rebel News selon PSPP
Partager des théories du complot ne dérange pas, PSPP les trouve « honnêtes »
Trump just posted a video of a woman getting murdered on his Truth Social account truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
Only a master deal maker could achieve the status quo of 5 weeks ago in exchange for accomplishing nothing of value and turning his country into a global pariah. Thank you sir
While Trump's assertion that "a whole civilization will die tonight" represents a discrete threat of genocide against Iran, the fact that it comes from a U.S. president, while Congress does nothing, actually represents a broader civilizational collapse — whether he follows through or not.
Final Planet of the Apes scene with half buried Statue of Liberty on beach.
Artemis II crew returning to Earth.
The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.
I recommend following @atrupar.com. His posts aren't particularly PLEASANT. But the NYT, WaPo, LAT, CNN, CBS, ABC, NBC, WSJ, et al are NOT telling you what's really happening. They're always going to clean up Trump's bigotry, racism, incoherence, and viciousness.
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NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has taken steps to block or delay promotions for more than a dozen Black and female senior officers across all four branches of the military, according to nine U.S. officials familiar with the process.
ce racisme violent ne fera même pas la manchette
speak loudly and ask if you can borrow somebody else’s stick
it's come to this ...
on its 250th anniversary, America is now begging the Royal Navy to help out.
Leavitt contradicts Jesus, who explicitly says in Matthew 6:5-6 to not do the exact thing she does here
Curtis Yarvin @curtis_yarvin • 4h X This man has walked the Eightfold Path and entered the temple of Right Thinking. If he removed those shades, you would see an infinite well of divine compassion in his perfect blue eyes RAW EGG NATIONALIST Boomers really are a breed apart, man. @Babygr... • 6h I DON'T CARE IF TRUMP IS A PEDOPHILE 30 17 56 1.2K Ill 45K
Checking in on the Dark Enlightenment
he thinks he's just so clever. like, he's letting you in on the secret that he's shredding the constitution and he thinks it's funny.