Nowhere in this conversation do I see enforcement raised. Yet I see people put their lives and the lives of those around them in danger constantly. But nobody fears repercussions for the reckless actions they take.

All these puppies on the basepaths will, ironically enough, not increase the amount of dog shit on the fiield

Blue Jays player holding his head in his hands at the top step of the dugout

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with the words " it 's outrageous " above him Alt: Jackie Chiles, the fast-talking lawyer from Seinfeld, says, "It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!"

just checked the MLB app

Jackie Chiles on "Seinfeld" in the back of a cab wearing a suit sitting next to Kramer saying, "I'll tell you what this is. It's a public humiliation."

Who would do that and tell me their names

Luanne Platter on "King of the Hill" in the stands of a sports game covering her eyes

Oh I knew the husband was greasy but I didn't know the dad also got in on the action!

Omg yes please prove how you're not a drunken idiot

Thank you, same

Go birds

Andres Munoz's elderly white Persian cat Matilda perched on a lookout wearing a multicolored Mexican serape with bright neon pom-poms lining the brim

#goms

Luke Raley vs Nathan Eovaldi

Home Run (5) 💣

Exit velo: 112.7 mph
Launch angle: 39 deg
Projected distance: 381 ft

No doubt about that one 🔒
That's a dinger in all 30 MLB ballparks

TEX @ SEA
🔻 6th

I'd leave J.P. in the leadoff spot until he stops hitting there. Don't really care for Cal hitting second, especially when he's not in 2025 GOAT catcher mode. Have Donovan hit second when he's healthy, move Cal back to cleanup, and Naylor can hit sixth until morale improves.

Andres Munoz kneeling down and gazing at his elderly white Persian cat, Matilda, who is perched in her pink stroller gazing back at him

#goms

Dale Gribble from "King of th Hill" sitting in a wheelchair, head cocked back with an agonized look on his bandages face, holding up an Alamo beer can

#goms

At least we'll win at the two-out hit contest, is that anything? #goms

Luke Raley in the clubhouse before reporters staring straight ahead wearing a pineapple print shirt

Thank goodness #goms

Blanche Devereaux on the phone yelling, "I could just scratch your eyes out."

#goms

Is it Ryon Healy? He's supposed to do some broadcasts this year

Julio wearing a gray Washington Apples hoodie holding up an apple with a bat on his shoulder

#goms now don't blow it

Elaine Benes sitting in the coffee shop booth saying, "Some people should just give up. I have."

Seeing deGrom on the mound

Oof, well he does have 40 million reasons to be ok

One of my many baseball Joker origins

You know, all these social media reels trying to lecture me about how to dress right include the Carlton look of a sweater tied around the shoulders and I want proof of a single non-rich-person doing this IRL.

At least we're not here (yet)

I'm questioning my own marriage now, anything can happen

JFC we can't just have one nice thing