Samuel Jackson saying "Hold on to your butts."

The Hoffman Save Experience...again.

I'm choosing to blame this on AI.

"Psssst: nobody knows, NOBODY fuckin' knows that Randy's being booked like a face now. Randy doesn't even know so don't fuckin' tell him."

Thanks! Will report back when we get to them.

I have not! If they're anything remotely like this one I'm in.

Just watched Bi Gan's "Resurrection" and yeah, lives up to the hype. When the closest things you can compare a film to are the likes of "Brazil", "The Blood Of A Poet", "The Holy Mountain", and "The Cremaster Cycle", you're in rarefied air. Well worth signing up for a month of Criterion.

"I don't like it. He's got Yota Tsuji, Ryohei Oiwa, and Mistico. What do we got?"
"Ava Raine Johnson."
"Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi."

Looking forward to the match, but kind of bummed we don't have time for any MJF promos aimed at Darby. His disingenuous "heeey, little buddy" tone in their 2021 feud, like the most sadistic high school bully, was great.

The Chad Adult Convert Augustine vs The Virgin Adult Convert Vance

Style is the key today given WWE & AEW's volume of product & ability to sign effectively anyone they want. TNA & MLP don't offer anything clearly distinct from the big two. LU & early Billy NWA were the last NA promotions of any note w styles unique enough to build buzz & still flopped financially.

Way too much October stress for an April game.

Hahahah I'm sure that's intense too!

*Frantically googling for Yimi Garcia rehab updates*

It's been a lot.

Finally paying off that start by Gaus.

The lads getting it done in Milwaukee.

...and who else would you want up right now?

As we all predicted, surely.

From all I've seen, no one's suggested that the fight or phantom stabbing were a wrestling work or story - they suspect the stabbing narrative is a cover story for the optics of wrestlers swarming the guy (perhaps even justifiably). This reads like RSP's trying to straw man the situation.

"Which one wins, grandfather?"
"The one I give negronis to."

The same weekend he says this we see Kevin Knight rush into the vacuum left by Fletcher to a good amount of acclaim. Building people who're up next isn't rocket science.

"Alright. We don't have any ideas for the future. We got nothing. Happy?"

youtu.be/DbOckHiVXZc?...

Slow down and work a limb you damn vanilla midgets.

A very happy Here Comes The Pizza Day to all who celebrate.

I'll be calling into the home office on today's show shortly with some thoughts on Dynasty as a live experience. John, Wai, and the rest of the team at POST'll have you covered throughout Mania weekend!

Big Match Whites

Kidd just taken out of the main arena area by doctors

I feel like we're gonna repeat the Guns N' Roses riot in this building if Kenny doesn't win at this rate.

I love Kyle O'Reilly as much as any Vancouverite but this sort of stuff just kills me.

Hell yes, Kevin Knight. Let's make a guy, why not. LFG.