Bream

A packet of crisps with the phrase ‘build cricket pitches with every pack’ printed on it

I dunno, a crisp packet doesn’t feel like the sturdiest material

Lest we forget

Too soon

Very good!

You’re not far off with that response…

Lovely stuff

You’ll have to get your thinking beret on (clue)

Yes - and have you seen the full video?

Very good! And the singer?

Good enough!

There’s waaaay too many snooker songs (two)

🤣

HOW DID YOU GUESS

Close! (By which I mean not at all close)

Blows my mind every time

Snooker day, which reminds me of my favourite trivia question - who sang the theme tune to Big Break? (plus bonus point if you can name who wrote it)

I always pop Big Fan on when I want to feel better

Happy Easter NEIL

Eating the first Easter egg is easy. Then comes that difficult second albumen.

Secret Smile bad, but Closing Time good

Would you like to buy some pegs?

idc

I feel like I’ve seen this storm before. Or was that Storm Dave jà vu?

😃

It’s just another manic Maundy

Wow, I never knew that was her middle name

Not sorry

Ah, that’s because he couldn’t find the paintbrush and had to make do with a pencil.

Turns out… it’s in the can

‘I ain’ no April, Fool’

Mr. T?

‘Oh sorry, I ain’T no April, Fool’