Taking a break from my mental health to focus on my substance abuse.

The fact that I have to wait for an AI Lego Rap Video to be released to know what's really going on is just sad. There's no journalists in America.

Asking a stoner what they gonna do today is stupid. Same thing I do every other day.

Remember, Ladies. There are men looking to be husbands, and there are men looking for wives. There's a clear distinction, choose wisely.

With the exception of YouTube, I am now Google free.

I just need someone to hold my hand. Look deep into my eyes, and ask; how much money do you need?

Same. Idk how people like to sweat.

Also, I think you told me this light years ago "Never question how stupid the other person can be."

Clavicular Interview YouTube video by Channel 5 with Andrew Callaghan

Did you see the Channel 5 interview of this dude?

youtu.be/-_6mni6k0Zw?...

Summer, calm down. Is not your time to shine just yet.

😂

How it is that paying a loan actually lowers your credit score? I need a finance bro friend to break this down for me.

One of the main perks I like about where I work is that we only work half days on Fridays during the summers and holidays while being fully compensated.

If you need a good woman, get one that hates men. Trust.

You're not middle class, you're working poor.

Applied for a new position at work as a ZenDesk & AI Support Operations Specialist. Wish me luck.

Company: "Retro, you have not completed your anonymous survey"

Me: How do you know?

Company ghosted the conversation.

After trying the Beats Studio Buds, the Nothing Ear (a) and the Soundcore Anker Life P2.

The buds are the best sound quality wise, the Nothing is nit far behind and I like their case the best, and the Souncores I would only recommend for podcasts.

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Everything is going to be alright.

A woman just told me I look like I own a motorcycle. Soon, love. I already have midlife crisis planned.

The one thing I miss about TikTok is the spoon autism community. That, for obvious reasons, has not reached xiaohongshu.

If my death does not become a 5 part Netflix documentary, I failed at life.

As soon as I get news I'm terminal I'm starting with heroine and trying everything out there.

Drone umbrellas look awesome. But it will be many years before us regular consumers can get our hands on them.

I got together with a friend on Sunday that's never seen me sober. She asked me "Whats wrong?" I said I'm sober, she immediately took me to the nearest dispensary and got me high.

It dawned on me that day that there are people out there that have never interacted with me whilst sober.

Vibe coding in a nutshell.

I can't go downtown and not visit a book store.

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User: I can't reset my password
Me: I emailed you a link to reset your password.
User: I clicked on the link and it says new password.
Me:

Matched with someone that labeled themselves as an "Entrepreneur" when I asked about their start up. They are a glorified drop shipper, lol.

I'm learning and enjoying Mahjong. Sucks that I only have one other friend interested in playing when the game requires 4.

Same cause. Different method.