“I’m back. What did I miss?”

Storyteller

Just imagine you spending so much time typing a paragraph to someone on discord only for it to come up as an ignored message on their end. Best way to dismiss someone ngl.

“You’re a man..working a minimum wage job. And your wife’s a movie actor.”

“Marina straight one upped this man. That’s crazy.”

“Sora no—“

Ying….

Who pissed in your cereal?

I don’t know either. But she fought her hardest and that’s what matters most. And I won’t stand for anyone rubbing in what she feels too embarrassed to talk about.

If I were in her position, I’d start swinging. Especially if I made it clear I didn’t wanna talk about it.

Just calling out anyone making funny of Ruby.

Crazy how all you bozos clowning on Ruby over a loss she took are talking like Maka wouldn’t do the same thing to you. Humble yourselves.

“Nah, I don’t mind!”

“That was my last set anyways. I’ve been at this sort of training since I was 8. So this sort of thing is a normal stay in shape except use anyways! A warm up for a lack of better term!”

“…198…199….200…”

“Oh hey! Good morning! Don’t mind me! I’m getting in a morning exercise as all!”

“I see! He had to be taught a lesson! That was awesome though! You gotta teach me how to do that! All those moves! It’d be so cool to kick a bad guys ass without my cloth just using those moves that you can do!”

“Hey! Aren’t you that lady I saw kicking someone’s ass a couple days ago? I gotta hand it to ya, you got hands! You’d totally give my friend Shaina a run for her money if l you two ever fought! Guarantee it!”

Stroyteller

OOOH MORE SAILOR SCOUT ACCOUNTS!

I LOVE YOU GUYS.

Been wanting to write cross interactions with Seiya and Sailor Scouts for a minute. Thank you guys for making it possible for me again. I really appreciate it!❤️😍

Man. . .

That Ami girl is really cool!

Storyteller

See I based it purely off the similarity between Seiya and Gingka and their association with Pegasus. It’d be cool as shit having Seiya entering beyblade tournaments with Pegasus Bey.🤣

THEY'RE GENDER FLUID THAT DOESN'T COUNT.

D’awww ya think so?

[He chuckles.]

Thanks. Mercury is a cool planet to be named after.

Pegasus and Mercury! The greatest of all! Has a nice ring to it, don’t ya think?

Yeah. We make time off when we pound their friggin faces in!

Just takes a single Pegasus Meteor Punch and the villains are out cold!

Heck yeah!

See? The thing about us Saints is when we fight, we fight with armor on. Or as we call them, cloths! And each cloth is based on zodiac signs or star constellation. My constellation is the Pegasus! Hence my name, Pegasus Seiya!

So the sailor scouts are just girls? That’s understandable!

All of the bronze saints are guys so it’s sort of like that! They’d have to turn me into a girl and then it’d work!

Sailor Universe! Or Sailor Cosmo

[Little does he know, that name is already taken.]

That’s a pretty cool name, ya know. Sailor Mercury!

My power is like that of the universe. It’s called Cosmo.

If I were a sailor scout, they’d call me “Sailor Universe”.

Pretty cool right? I can be the universe and you can be the mercury planet within that universe!

Yeah, but can’t a guy get a little rest? Know what I’m sayin’.

If I’m not doing that, I’m playing games with Usagi or playing with my beyblades!

It’s a pleasure to meet you! I’m Seiya! Pegasus Seiya! A Saint Of Athena!

Cuz there’s either some drama going on, or some bad guy who’s always asking for an ass kicking. Sometimes it feels like, we can never get any peace around here, ya know?

Uuuh sure—

Okay!

I just—hope everything is alright..

What are you talking about?

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ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴡʜᴏ ғɪɢʜᴛs ғᴏʀ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴᴛᴇʟʟɪɢᴇɴᴄᴇ .

ɪ ᴀᴍ 𝑺𝑨𝑰𝑳𝑶𝑹 𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑪𝑼𝑹𝒀.ᐟ
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Have these sailor scouts taken notice to me?

They’re pretty cool! It’s like looking in a mirror cuz they’re a lot like us bronze saints!

Have as much as you want, my friend.

It’s on me.