green translucent plastic case and ear buds

teal translucent plastic case and ear buds

translucent tech!!? in 2026?? we are so BACK

Headline of the Day.

google when im not signed in: whats up you fucking robot. i bet you dont even know what a bus is. prove you know what a bus is

google when displaying results: look what my robot said :)

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

product image from amazon where one of the answers is "to be fully transparent as an AI"

Help I found this journal on amazon and the prompts in the image were clearly filled out by AI

I don’t have many professional ambitions but RBQ is up there 😆

What a heartbreaking and beautiful way to start the week.

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

I was genuinely scared of being on NTV as a kid and my mum told me the same thing. There’s no way they’d be able to sneak a camera and sound recording equipment into your house in those days without you noticing.

These people don’t know me at all

Yes this is my experience a lot of the time with script writing. “What are they DOING? Why.. oh, yeah, fair enough.”

I haven’t, but I have my 5 video games ready to go if @myperfectconsole.bsky.social ever calls

🐁☁️🎈💕

🐹🙅‍♀️💰🙏

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

This is hilarious 😂😂
They made a song out of the comment section on this video! 🤣🤣

Packets of all four flavours of Nik Naks, together in a shop

This might not translate globally, but for UK people, this is like seeing the Beatles reform

A really good explanation of the disingenuous use by the media of the Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc fallacy

Now 45 CD

#OnThisDay 2000 : Now 45 was released in the UK with tracks from Gabrielle, Craig David, S Club 7, Fragma, SIsqo, Cuban Boys and John Lennon

Somewhat ludicrous BBC headline: "staggering" I was not told Mandelson failed vetting, says PM

[climbing out of my car which is now embedded in my neighbours' front room, turning to them hands on hips] honestly I'm as mad about this as you are

Publicity photo of EastEnders' Mitchell siblings Phil (Steve McFadden), Sam (Kim Medcalf) and Grant (Ross Kemp)

Sam, the youngest Mitchell, being the same age that Dot was when EastEnders first started. Have a nice day.

a frog holds itself upright while poking its upper body out of a manhole cover set in a pavement or road

truth coming out of her well to shame mankind

Image posted by The I Paper of Greg Davies and Alex Horne. Text above the image: Replace Greg Davies and drop the comedians: how to fix Taskmaster Text below the image: After 21 series, any comedy show would need a shake-up. Here's how it can keep its edge, Nick Duerden gives his verdict on how to save Taskmaster

Replace Susie Dent and drop the numbers and letters rounds: how to fix Countdown

cinderella is wearing a blue nightgown and dancing in front of a door in a cartoon . ALT: cinderella is wearing a blue nightgown and dancing in front of a door in a cartoon .

Had 7 hours of straight sleep for the first time in months and I feel like a new woman

Brutal Economy Fulfills Mom’s Dream Of Having All Her Kids Back Home Extra Family Time A Perk As Children Face Financial Ruin

Brutal Economy Fulfills Mom’s Dream Of Having All Her Kids Back Home theonion.com/brutal-economy-fulfills-...

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

Disappointed, though not surprised, I began to describe various life- saving components of USAID’s global health portfolio, highlighting how we prepare for and respond to emerging pandemic threats; support the diagnosis and treatment of tuberculosis, malaria, and HIV; and immunize millions of children from the deadliest childhood diseases. I spoke for about five minutes, focusing primarily on our infectious diseases work and hoping to keep the attention of people who seemed to have no experience—or interest—in global health. When I finished, the room was silent, the political appointees looking at one another in what appeared to be disbelief. The silence was broken by Ken Jackson, who chuckled softly and shook his head. “Wow, there really is so much that USAID does that we never knew,” he said. “This is the story that needs to get out there.” Joel, also smiling, chimed in next, echoing Jackson’s amazement. “I had no idea you did all this,” he said. “As a Republican, when I think of what USAID does in global health, I assumed it was just, you know, abortions.”

This is NUTS

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Happy Meldrew Point Day, Eminem! Today you are 19,537 days old and have reached your Meldrew Point - the age of Richard Wilson on the day One Foot In The Grave was first aired on Jan 4, 1990. I don’t believe it!