Yes, I had a spinal injection to help my stenosis. Yes, I have fallen since then. No, I can’t tell if it helped.

For everyone worried, my mom has declared Jesus is coming back any day now.

There’s a lot going on in the world. Don’t forget about our boy Luigi Mangione.

Something fucked up about me is that my body is actively deteriorating at a rapid clip. I’m deeply sad about that. And because sadness is how I was manipulated in the past, I’m now also absurdly horny.

wikipedia entry for Feast of the Ass illustration of a woman and infant riding a donkey with a man leading it, all of them have halos type: cultural, western date: 14 January frequency: annual

wishing a very happy Feast of the Ass to all who celebrate 🙏

Pretty happy to announce that the former pain management guy I saw who just gave me 120 doses of 50mg Percocet for a month is no longer a doctor. Also aware that sobriety from alcohol means I have to refuse pain meds today.

Why are Americans so attracted to British men in glasses? Because we know they can read.

1 week sober.

Gave away the unopened bottle of wine that’s been on my counter tempting me. Opened the kitchen window. Asked my neighbor girlies if they wanted it. Out of the house.

Disagree

If you aren’t on a watchlist, you aren’t paying attention.

We all going back to MySpace?

Stages of masc asshole literary development:
Catch in the Rye
On the Road
Any of Charles Bukowski
Fight Club
Infinite Jest

I will not be taking questions.

Truly.

Haha we already are

30,000+ students affected by 🔫 violence in their schools just this year. But yeah. Luigi is the threat.

And two cops ID him like they looked him in the eye while he pulled the trigger? I’m telling you. Spartacus. Please.

Historically, this is how they control us. Someone from the proletariat takes down one of the bourgeoisie. They offer money to the starving to take down that individual. And magically all the evidence from someone who planned meticulously is just with him?

My bi and lesbian friends keep bringing me around their other bi and lesbian friends. Having a sex hiatus is apparently very noticeable when I do it.

Currently eating tums like I’m about to be accidentally killed by Jim Carey and Jeff Daniels.

I think it’s really nice that #audible made me audio porn via Andrew Garfield in #1984.

I’m going into 2025 with the energy of an ancient god. Want to keep my wrath at bay? Make a sacrifice. Supplicate, bitches.

Truly impossible to overstate just how badly America messed this one up.

I’m so unhorny since the election that even I can’t find my clit

Canceled a date today that my instincts were telling me was gonna be not awesome. He reacted…poorly.

I am a chemically-removing-my-entire-beard years old woman

I’m sure he’ll be right bark

Lotta fronds to make

He’s VISITING, Brooke!! What’s he gonna do? Not talk to the trees? Not shake their palms?

I remain unstabbed.