Large Scale Structure of the Universe

🌌 Large Scale Structure of the Universe

This is a map of the universe. The Dark Energy Spectroscopic Instrument (DESI) at Kitt Peak National Observatory, Arizona, has finished its five-year survey. It observed more than 47 million galaxies and quasars and created a 3D map centered on the Earth.…

And of course I assume and accept that they will Google me 90% of the time

I want my impressions of my patients to be formed by our interactions in the session; unless there’s a compelling reason I don’t like to look at earlier psych records they may give me access to. There’s a million reasons I think this is the right way to practice but it’s not a majority view

In my years as a therapist I’ve had a number of clients who reported being connected to strange & noteworthy events that definitely made the news & occasionally the history books, but as tempting as it is to search out that background I never do

Don’t sleep on this kitty—He’s the most recent winner of the Hermana Award for Excellence in Cats: Most Adoptable, Maryland Division!

You’ll be a front runner for the Hermana Award in the Cat Ally category for Maryland if you do!

Where have you been?

We’ve been talking about this for hours

Why should I ca—sorry, sorry, it’s just reflex now

Cannibalism how antisemantic is?

It’s the bottom of the 8th, don’t you think it’s a little late for the Octopus?

Okay Bezos, thanks for the info I guess

Is Tina Toon a recent graduate of the Ben Garrison School of Editorial Arts or is this like a Mozart/Salieri thing?

Who’s on first? Why?

Earlier today I believe, but I’m still not entirely sure where all this is happening

Sorry, not actually asking, just making sure we covered all the bases

How?

I think you lived in the same apartment complex as me a decade ago and weren’t aware that a window had been left open one evening while engaged in this activity and I apologize for eavesdropping…but c’mon! You’d have stopped to listen to & you know it!

The detective kid was an especially nice touch

Raegan LaNeigh? my ironically horse obsessed daughter is gonna love that one

Hunter Raige?

Hunter Raige?

Hu…huh🤷‍♂️

A Kaceton is a subatomic particle not a person!

Or it should be anyway

You’re thinking in the right direction, but no…

Ok second thought, no malaria without them so yeah. Maybe the mosquito-malaria complex

Close enough: malaria

Without looking, any guesses what the “ancient killer” is?

Malaria! I wouldn’t have guessed it specifically but I did say parasite so close enough

I want it to be lions but I’m guessing it’s gonna be some sort of parasite

Body horror administration

Could everyone in the room hear this at volume like the senator questioning him or something to do with how it was recorded for broadcast?

This is a Tim & Eric sketch, except not at all funny

And also to celebrate Earth Day, here's this gorgeous video of McKenzie River in Oregon. I need to visit there. That state is so beautiful.

Ah, I was going to ask about grandparents, it makes such a huge difference