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Posts by Old Splice, vaccine enjoyer.

i'm sorry I haven't been following them very closely yet but it looks to my eyes like they lost 9-0 at home to the barves in april

this seems like a team that is not good at playing baseball

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Checking in from the funemployment line:

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In Pennsylvania at least the bar is liable if they demonstrably over-serve someone and that person is injured as a result. Maybe the individual bartender as well, it's been a minuite since I took the exam.

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a mouse (?) eating cherries (?) and dyed purple around the mouth

a mouse (?) eating cherries (?) and dyed purple around the mouth

girls want one thing, and it's to be this weird little dude absolutely lost in the sauce

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various Medicare add-ons, and then AI Jessica came on the line to offer me a medic alert device again. When I said no it told me it couldn't help me any further, but please stay on the line for other offers.

I do not care for this american life.

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PA dept of human services couldn't answer if Tremfya is gonna be covered by Medicaid, nor could Accredo. So I called the Medicaid hotline. Before even being given a proper phone tree, I was served ads for a medical alert device, DirecTV, at+t, pest control, homeowners insurance, (cotd)

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Massive Attack / Tom Waits - Boots on the Ground
Massive Attack / Tom Waits - Boots on the Ground YouTube video by Massive Attack

Holy shit Tom Waits heard Springsteen's latest and said "fuck your decorum, too polite."

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Jeremiah seems... unpleasant.

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Does anyone at some point exclaim "The Brutalist!!" and do a hand flourish

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The Brutalist came across my suggested watch list and I....I just can't fathom sitting down to watch a three and a half hour movie about architecture. And I *like* Brutalism.

"i dunno jim, is it responsible to use so much concrete??" is what I imagine a major plot point to be.

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TBH....this week is not a winner so far.

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The flipflops though...the only open toed shoes I'll wear on the sidewalks of Philadelphia (for brief jaunts).

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I know other people who love them, but I think their fit is very specific. If I'd tried them on before buying I probably would have passed, but I got a screaming deal on them through my (shitty, now -ex) employer and we could only buy them online.

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I have 3 pairs of allbirds, the only one I love is the flipflops. The midrise trail runners are even more uncomfortable than cycling shoes.

The flipflops tho, they're truly awesome. Proving to be super durable as well.

Anyway that's my contribution to the discourse for the day.

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Wow I'll tell ya you can use the search function for something as seemingly innocuous as "puddles" and...come across some very surprising results.

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Yeah I'm on one of those lists, too. Also a list for "uses techbro as a slur." Sure are sensitive, those AI techbros!

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6 days ago 1 0 1 0

Game starts with a tutorial where you have to find a two by four, a tri-pawed dog, and a pack of discontinued cigarettes.

1 week ago 2 0 0 0

Very American Pizza™️ delivers well, particularly with a hot bag. Bougie wood fired neopolitan stuff? Terrible.

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1 week ago 1 0 0 0

it's fer me ma

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"there's literally no stateside lamb producer we can work with, so we have to get it flown in from new zealand. but we're gonna charge you for a paper bag."

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Maddeningly common. Especially for big cans of tomatoes.

(was recently fired by grocery chain, I have a *LOT* of opinions)

1 week ago 9 0 1 0

"our purpose is to protect and restore the environment"

then why the fuck are you buying wannabe pringles from Malaysia

1 week ago 13 0 1 0

wee pooch needs earpro please

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I'll be back in a second, order me the spinach and artichoke dip and the kobb salad please?

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Only needed to read a couple of wastrels replies to know that they were the Easy Block of the Day ™️

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Well yeah because buried in there somewhere is still the Columbia Records catalog.

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Actually the best news of the day is that my trash and recycling got picked up on ~the same day~ (like they're supposed to be) for the SECOND TIME THIS YEAR 🥳

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Y'know you're making me ponder it, I think you could do a white chili with something really firm like cod or halibut. Build and simmer the chili liquid first using seafood stock, white beans if wanted, herbs and aromts etc., and get the cuts of fish in at the end for only like 20-30 minutes.

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A young deer (a doe I think?) eyeballing me from just the other side of my tent, June 2025 in Shenandoah National Park

A young deer (a doe I think?) eyeballing me from just the other side of my tent, June 2025 in Shenandoah National Park

Sometimes they just insouciantly stroll through your campsite.

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