Imagine seeing a Grimace hit by a car on the side of the road. For us it’s the stuff of nightmares but for motorists in McDonaldLand it is the grim reality of everyday life

I see people questioning what use this could have, but consider that we’re closer than ever to building a robot that can run away when you catch it stealing a pie from your windowsill

Congratulations king

HE MAY HAVE OCEAN MADNESS BUT THAT’S NO EXCUSE FOR OCEAN RUDENESS.

At @io9.com, I spoke with Rick Veitch, Tom Mandrake, Vince Locke, and more for an oral history of the most heretical DC comic of all time, now rising from its tomb after 40 years.

Talented but difficult on set, apparently. Burnt a lot of bridges very quickly

kuato, total recall

Would've liked to have seen this actor in more movies

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

They’ve been holding these charity events for 40 years and yet they still haven’t found a cure for wrestlemania. I’m starting to think the whole thing is a scam

Come on Xiamen 174 Hospital, surely this guy is at least entitled to a refund

Machine translation is a beautiful thing

“I enjoy watching the TV show The Pitt” - this is what all you The Pitt fans sound like 🙄

It’s an absolute outrage that someone so unreliable has been put in charge of the vital work of Female Body Inspection

Everyone hates inflation but prices won’t go back down without a catastrophic recession. The solution is simple: rebase the currency. 5 cent burritos.

i love her

Happy birthday!

Can’t believe we’re finally going to get to see the Mandalorian and Grogu together on screen. Star Wars fans have waited almost 50 years for this

Its only serious competition is his shotgun on a rope from Tiger on the Beat

I’ve seen you mime worse things but I reckon this is the peak in text form

Get well soon!

Most incredible possible outcome from a Danhausen curse

The only fan service I want from the Street Fighter movie is someone getting punched so hard they throw up

i would put strip laws bits up against any show the past 20 years if you haven't watched it you should give it a shot

Homer, right?

Feeding them that Okja meat

Fucked up that not even a star like Fred Flintstone is safe from auto theft

Not sure why everyone is complaining, the site is working fine for Bluesky Premium subscribers

TMZ headline Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Cut Penis off Raccoon

They're conveniently leaving out all the times he attached a penis to a raccoon

the best dinosaur is clearly Iguanodon, because of all the dinosaurs it most resembled a middle-aged Sicilian-American dock-worker with a switchblade