It's a strange, yet surprisingly excellent combination...

Like Maccas chips dipped in thickshake, or Snoop and Martha's friendship...

Selfie of me, but instead of my usual blue, my hair has become a blend of pink, purple, green and blue. Very much like the "oil slick" colour job people pay hundreds of dollars for.

Another selfie of me, retouch identical to the first but totes different, still showing that instead of my usual blue, my hair has become a blend of pink, purple, green and blue. Very much like the "oil slick" colour job people pay hundreds of dollars for.

Red coloured light bulb got my hair doing magic n shit!

😍

Hey gang!
Who do I know in recruitment in Melbourne?

Preferably North Side.

Send me a message if ya can!

Hey gang!
Who do I know in recruitment in Melbourne?

Preferably North Side.

Send me a message if ya can!

Screenshot of a text post from Facey that reads... "In case you're confused... We need something to distract you from the distraction we used to distract you from the Epstein files that arent really real anyway, so we're just gonna pivot back to the Epstein files to remind you they're not really real to distract you from the original distraction which isn’t going too well for us. Even though it's going great and we don't need any help. But you should help us win even though we already won. Cool?"

In case it wasn't clear...

Did the ABC news lady just say Easter was about the "crucification" of Jesus?

😅

Yeah we were up in the Dandenongs this morning and the highest we saw was like $3.30!

My car is unleaded but partner has diesel. He's been riding his motorbike to work this last few days.

Would look into buying an EV except they're even more unaffordable than petrol!

Just reminding you all that you're paying $3 a litre for petrol because the president of the United States rapes children.

a man in a costume is sitting in a chair with a sword in his hand Alt: Bowie as Jareth tapping his crop against his leg.

Did Bowie's balls sexually enlighten an emtire generation???

Yes.
Just say when.

a woman says " i 'm a human , i 'm normal " Alt: a woman says " i 'm a human , i 'm normal "

It's taken me almost 50 years to realise that when people say "how are you?" when they pass you, they don't actually want to know how you are!

BUT if you just say the name of the day, ie "Well, it's a Tuesday!" with a sigh and smile, they laugh and nod, and you have successfully small talked!

Woo!

Pic of me holding my Palestine Muzzy doll 🇵🇸 🍉

Pic of me holding my Palestine Muzzy doll 🇵🇸 🍉

Couldn't work out why my street was packed with cars this morning.
Then the run to work was insanely good.
And why there were so many gorgeously dressed Muslims walking brought the suburbs...

Then I remembered its Eid!

So happy Eid to all who celebrate from me and my Muzzy doll!

#FreePalestine 🇵🇸🍉

It’s unAustralian to back the genocide-supporting Israeli embassy over Australian of the Year Grace Tame, who turned her abuse into action—empowering women, changing laws & founding a group for child sexual abuse survivors. I stand with her. #auspol

Screenshot of a text post by me on Facey that reads: "The fact that the world went into fucking empathy overdrive for a sad fucking monkey but ignores or even ridicules the rapes and murders of actual human children is everything that is wrong in this timeline and more. The world is not normal. But go on. Go to work. Pay your bills. Drink the fucking Kool-Aid. Hate rape victims for speaking their truth. Support dictators who murder via Instagram and tell us we're not seeing what we're seeing. Ignore the fact that murderous, genocidal countries have fucking admitted they're murderous, genocidal countries but we'll still send them shit to continue their murderous genocide... Vote against your own self interests to "own the libs" or some other parroted fucking American shit you don't even understand... Seriously what the fuck is this world and why arent we fucking rioting? Oh yeah, that's right, we're too busy sucking the greasy cock of capitalism to realise it's fucking choking us. Anyway Carry on."

I saw an article on Facebook about that stupid fucking monkey getting a stupid fucking girlfriend and it made me have some thoughts...

Grace Tame is right about everything.

That's it.
That's the post

Writing:
"Fuck Israel.
Free Palestine.
Love from a Jewish woman. Fucking arrest me. I dare you"

On every bootlicking QLD politician's post about their gross new laws.

Seriously fuck them.

a man in a suit and tie is holding his finger to his chin and says fake news Alt: Stephen Colbert doing his fake news Trump impression.

BUT THEY ALREADY OBLITERATED THEIR NUCLEAR PROGRAM AND ANYTHING ELSE IS FAKE NEWS!!!

Screenshot of a Facebook post that reads: "You know, it is entirely possible to care about children being murdered in multiple countries. It's also possible to care about women being oppressed in multiple countries. And did you also know it's not a contradiction to oppose a country's oppressive regime, while simultaneously opposing It's illegal invasion by another murderous regime. It's so weird and horrid to me that the cunts and dead internet bots have made it a sport to sneer at people's distress over dead children because they happen to be dead in a country whose boots they don't lick. I can't deal with the internet today. Wake me up when the timeline shifts back to normality..."

Discombobulated feels like too silly a word to use in this moment of distressing history...

But it's also the only way to describe how uncomfortable and weird this timeline feels.

I don't really know how to deal with it so I'm just gonna ostrich today and turn it all off.

Be kind to yourselves.

Girl's school bombed n Iran.
Dozens killed and injured.

In the middle of Ramadan.

And you support it, @albomp.bsky.social

What a disappointment you are.

Anthony Albanese (@albomp.bsky.social) Prime Minister of Australia. Member for Grayndler. Authorised by Anthony Albanese, ALP, Canberra.

You went went from "kindness is not a weakness", to supporting the two biggest bullies on the planet pretty quickly, hey.

One of them is a wanted war criminal, and the other is a convicted predator who is also very credibly accused of raping children.

What's that about, @albomp.bsky.social?

I mean, call me a tin-foil-hat wearing, freako-whackjob conspiracy nut...

But what the fuck did Hilary say behind that closed door deposition that made them create such a desperately insane mad-scramble distraction??

🤔

So, let me get this straight...

Iran has been "a couple of months away" from creating nuclear weapons for what? 20 years or so now?

Oh, until Trump obliterated them all a few months ago because he's the best nuclear weapon obliterator that has ever obliterated...

And yet...

🤔

One moment I am very sad because Neil Sedaka has died, and the next I'm laughing at myself because I've accidentally confused him with Peter Cetera who is, in fact, very much not dead.

RIP to Neil n everything, I am sorry for your family's loss...

But I'm going to go listen to some Chicago now...

I have no idea.
That's why I read the article to see if there was anything...

But no.
Just a bunch of dribble about how rich and white they are.

And you!

Always forget about this place. And then post like a madcunt for a week...
Then forget again.
😅

The ENTIRE article was about the schools they went to and their privileged history.

Yeah.

Rich and fuckn stupid.

Ho hum just another day in this timeline of hell.

Screenshot of Daily Mail post with a picture of two males, one in the main puc and a circular inset of another, with the caption "The clean-cut rich kids accussed of kidnap and murder of innocent grandpa..."

Daily Fail calls 24 and 29 year olds "kids", and 15 year old rape victims "young women"...

Proud to be a difficult woman.

Fuck you, Albo.

Racist cunts love to screech "Go back to where you came from!!" until it's an Australian Muslim woman who was groomed as a child to do awful things and now wants to go back to where she came from...