Phillies fan sporting a CRANKIN HOG 69 jersey during a food segment on Sunday Night Baseball

A 10-Year-Old Girl Wrote to NASA Asking Them to ‘Restore Pluto to a Planet,’ and NASA’s chief Replied with Four Words No One Expected

"No way. Fuck off."

I think there's a really good article in examining Gen A's memeification of Charlie Kirk into surreal brainrot. Probably his most fitting legacy.

incredible that the lifelong Catholic in this specific situation is The Pope

He knew how to clip farm a hearing

bryan metzger & @metzgov When asked if he took the post down because of Gaines' and others' criticism, President Trump said no. "I didn't listen to Riley Gaines. I'm not a big fan of Riley, actually." Weijia Jiang • @weijia • 48m NEW: Trump explains to @NorahODonnell why he removed the Al image of himself: "Normally I don't like doing that, but I didn't want to have anybody be confused. People were confused." He said he believed the photo depicted him as a doctor, not Jesus. More: cbsnews.com/news/trump-pop... 6:20 PM • Apr 13, 2026 • 8,584 Views

From @metzger.bsky.social, I am HOWLING.

Louder, Big Pont 🗣️🗣️

lmao god damn it

Orban, Bolsonaro, Trump, and all the rest of these goons want you to believe they are inevitable and, once in power, invincible. They are not.

a blockade?

People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god

And also i had something in my eye and also my contact lenses were being weird that day and also my shoes were giving me blisters and also the jersey was pretty itchy and im not used to that

MELANIA: You want me. Out of nowheres. To remind every one. Of my best friend, and child sex monster. Jeffrey Epstein?? (squints evilly)

NATHAN FIELDER: (voice over) The First Lady loved my idea.

Had me dying. Clip via @alexgoldennba.bsky.social

Take a moment to remember how weird it is our president communicates with us through a bottom-tier social media site called Truth Social. It’s like if he governed from the comment section of a porn site.

It’s giving me life

Hugging a friend, sure. Sitting next to a friend at the pool, sure. Interlocking hands….nope. A firm nope.

Even in the most innocent interpretation of this, it is *extremely* poor judgment and reveals a very obvious deeper connection between the two. And that’s giving them every single benefit of the doubt.

Impossible to disagree with a single word that Ben Rhodes (Obama era NSC official) is saying here:

Deal or no deal, the behavior is disqualifying.

I am here for messaging that the THREAT alone - regardless of if it's carried out or walked back - should end his presidency.

The die is already cast. You cannot wield the power that man has and say that kind of shit.

And it was absolutely a cross-promotion with Budweiser too. I agree, felt like a bit much. She pounded the beer though.

Same energy (bad, ineffective)

I understand the impulse not to let this guy's statements dictate the news cycle but the fact that he can say shit like this and it barely causes a ripple in the media is a key to his ability to maintain power. Constantly pushing the bar of normality downwards, no pressure to take responsibility.

Thanking God today that my nephew Miles is with us for Easter today. His wound is still oozing blood but he’s alive & we’re thankful. The knifemen who stabbed him are still roaming around London. Perhaps around your loved ones. Happy Easter xx

Preparing for Easter by reflecting on the Elizabeth Hurley tweet

Not the funniest ever but I think about both of these tweets weekly

Ninga turtles is S Tier