Luther Mahoney has just appeared on the scene. That is one bad hombre.

The absolute state of Chelsea

Hey, it’s the bio song

A bad drawing of Gabriel of Arsenal head-butting Manchester City forward Erling Haaland #MCIARS

That was fun

Absolutely mental (complimentary)
The pool table looks sentient, I’m sure it’s related to The Luggage

Listen, I hate the inevitability of City too, but a Premier League season where Arsenal bottle it and Spurs get relegated too would genuinely be the funniest thing to happen since Eric Cantona drop kicked a racist

Fair play to the Superleague Scabs, that was a very very good game of football

Gotta score that, man

Gabriel’s a lucky boy. S’all good fun

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The level this game is being played at makes the Arsenal goal all the funnier

See also Nico O’Reilly. Filth

The Cherki goal was incredible n all. He’s a joy to watch, shame he’s paid by petrodollars soaked in the tears of Nepalese labourer’s orphans

What’s the goalie daein, Pep

Such an adidas perv

That Arsenal tracky top 😮‍💨

Delighted by this episode of Star Trek TNG where the away team is trapped in an alien hotel but it just looks like they don’t know how to use revolving doors

Verona Meelan with a Tesco meal deal, it’s what Jesus would’ve wanted

It’s 2 o’clock on a Sunday afternoon, I may no longer be 21 but this still gives me a rush

Me on the opposite bank if the Clyde from the Finnieston Cran and hydro Got on my aviator shades Yeah man, you’re looking really ace

Ootside

That doesn’t seem very Christian

Followed by Round & Round. When I say I need The Hits on a Sunday morning this is what I mean. Sorry Cerys, I love the fact your show exists.

This is Music has come on and is doing nothing to change my opinion that Ashcroft would be nothing without Nick McCabe.
There’s a reason his solo stuff is boring shite

Did Genoa write this?

The Strokes ended their Coachella set with the song "Oblivius", highlighting US involvement in the overthrow/deaths of Patrice Lumumba, Omar Torrijos, Mohammad Mosaddegh, Juan José Torres, Martin Luther King Jr, Jacobo Árbenz, Salvador Allende, Jaime Roldós, and destruction in Gaza and Iran.

Amazing. Lennie’s gone

That was very funny

8 years ago, I told a story which changed my life forever. Shortly after, an old pal from college asked if he could turn it into a film.

So I am DELIGHTED TO ANNOUNCE that 'Me, Myself & Mary' is not only finished, but has been chosen to lead the Tribeca Festival's animated shorts roster this year.

Want pens now. But also a fight