One of my most buzzkill opinions is that legasequels are slowly poisoning millennials with reactionary nostalgia, there may be more art to The Devil Wears Prada 2 than AI slop of a Walmart in the 80s but they're both priming you to think trying to feel 12 again is a worthwhile drive in life
Is it a good sign if the bus driver keeps adding points to the turn and saying "damn that's tight"
sending this to your girl saying ‘you ❤️’…high risk high reward
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly
Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
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Why should I change? He's the one who sucks!
ME: Hi, I'm back.
DR. ROBBY: This is Mike. He's in every week with a new penis injury.
ME: No, just a stomach ache today. I think I ate some bad shrimp.
RESIDENT: There's blood pouring down his pant leg.
ME: That's not my penis. I have an open Ziploc bag of blood in my pocket.
DR. ROBBY: Pants him.
Hanging out outside the gas station laughing at everyone who needs gas
my sister is so excited about getting her cosmetology license i don't have the heart to tell her the USSR doesn't have a space program anymore
Philly's queer community showed up in big numbers on Wednesday night to celebrate the opening of Val's, a new lesbian bar — and the only one in the city.
Screenshot of a duckduckgo search page. The searched term is "goodies orange headache powder"
Thinking about getting into drugs
You guys are laughing. Paul Skenes almost was in the Air Force, and you're laughing.
Pretending like you are going to war instead of a baseball tournament and then losing at baseball is super funny
thinking about the hero of this game for Team Venezuela, Eugenio Suárez, and his comments about ICE’s effect on Latino baseball players just last week
An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet
very funny to see an athlete say jesus christ is the reason they were able to beat america
Guy next to me on the train has been trying to rework a slogan with chatgpt for almost 3 hours what are marketing people's lives
Wilyer is going to inexplicably ops 1.500 the first few weeks of the season again
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no babe, we can't get rid of it, that's my gender-affirming box of cables
Trans Inclusive Radical Misogyny
you should pay the mcdonalds lady a living wage so that she can buy music equipment and work less hours so she can make music
instead of squeeze her so hard that the only way she can "make music" is by asking a robot to steal some in the 5 minutes she has between work and bed
Esp after orc city just banned smoking indoors! You DO NOT have to do the elven king's job for him
I'm not gonna act like I knew the Epstein stuff was coming, but you cannot take medical advice from a guy who looks like this. I'd never trust a doctor who knows brand-name clothes.
A legal asylum-seeker who works at Chipotle and plays music at a church in Maine went missing. His pastor searched and searched, eventually finding his abandoned car with the keys on the floor.
ICE grabbed him. No criminal record. No explanation.
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