Happy Independence Day! 🧨
Remember: East and West Florida declined their invitations to send delegates to the Continental Congress and fought for the British in the Revolutionary War.
Plus ça change.
La Coda Nostra
The greatest hits of undepleted heavy metal from the hatchetman in the east are still laying basic beats down; don’t be fooled, the demo tracks alone can melt your face.
With apologies to CvB: Don’t mind the balalaika gap.
Just idol speculation, of course- I followed all his early hits before it was cool, before that offkey Soul duet with Bush. Just keeps rockin’ in the free world with the mineral deal the exec of his U.S. subsidiary remixed. мир родине, мир родине.
Therefore demanding razzia on the internal cells of enemy Americans- starting with the disgruntled nuclear safety administration clerks who are obviously behind the putative poisoning.
If Zelenskyy’s flight lands for his visit on Friday I hope his team has arranged a suite on a low floor with sealed windows. Because the radiological signature on his polonium luncheon will definitively source it to the Sarov Avangard reactor.
August Spies; winter soldiers.
Oops, it’s V something day and we might have conceived an ascii diphthong.
"I know from my 20 years as a federal prosecutor that DOJ lawyers take an oath to support and defend the Constitution, not to carry out the president’s political agenda." www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Back in junior high school I heard about something something Chernobyl explosion. These things happen. Like the mudslides in the palisades.
AP stands for what again?
If I was renaming things, I’d riff on “The Gulf Between Memory and the Hole in the World.” Because Gulf Oil and British Petroleum are already taken. Lank lewe die golf van nuwe Spanje!
Samoas and borscht
It’s not yet substantiated that all of the DOGE wrecking crew kids are Peter Thiel’s blood boys.
What if the senate had to confirm billionaires and not the other way ‘round.
Vail’s not giving up their help that easy.
The El Salvador deportee deal, their revision of their bitcoin law, and Musk’s seizure of the Treasury payments system all point to one thing.
2002.
Jenin, 2001.
My friends know I believe it important to honor and respect President Carter’s legacy; but I have to give credit where credit’s due. It took over three years of his term to run helicopters into planes, and that was outside the beltway.
Hello old friends!
Reminiscing to some Pat Benatar A-sides earlier in my legwarmers to ward off the chilling effect here in South Park, I opened some vintage memberberries for an early supper. Got an authentic second generation Greedo and a Trump Shuttle boarding pass from National. Cracker Jack!!
This is your daily reminder that this really did happen.
